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Drunk dialed from a Strip Club

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I think the group photo will explain everything :)I have to admit the place was very nice, I'm half tempted to go again tonight! :P

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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?


Seriously?????

I can send you tickets...Women know how to have fun at strip clubs, Men simply sit and dream...Women have a Blast, (I worked at one (Ok a couple) before...

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LOL...I've been once, in New Orleans with a bunch of women. The place smelled like vomit and piss, it was gross!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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LOL...I've been once, in New Orleans with a bunch of women. The place smelled like vomit and piss, it was gross!



So you quit the job after one night?:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?


I've never been to 1 - & have no interest in ever going. I don't see the appeal of seeing some strangers tits & ass.
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?


I've never been to 1 - & have no interest in ever going. I don't see the appeal of seeing some strangers tits & ass.



So you are saying you never looked at "name the rack thread, or name that ass thread on here?" :P
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I did - once, but that's not nearly the same as going to a strip club. I looked at the thread because it was funny to read people's replies.
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?


I've never been to 1 - & have no interest in ever going. I don't see the appeal of seeing some strangers tits & ass.



So you are saying you never looked at "name the rack thread, or name that ass thread on here?" :P


And besides, I said I don't see the sense in looking at a strangers titties/ass. We're not strangers here on DZ.com :);)
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

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I did - once, but that's not nearly the same as going to a strip club. I looked at the thread because it was funny to read people's replies.



SUUUUUUUUUUUURE. Just like people read playboy for the articles :P


Playboy has articles???:o
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I did - once, but that's not nearly the same as going to a strip club. I looked at the thread because it was funny to read people's replies.



SUUUUUUUUUUUURE. Just like people read playboy for the articles :P


Playboy has articles???:o


That's what Ive been told... Ive never been able to find them [:/]

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[ I don't see the appeal of seeing some strangers tits & ass.



Please check your pulse ASAP!:o
If you can't find it, check yourself into the nearest ER![:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I did - once, but that's not nearly the same as going to a strip club. I looked at the thread because it was funny to read people's replies.



SUUUUUUUUUUUURE. Just like people read playboy for the articles :P


Playboy has articles???:o


That's what Ive been told... Ive never been able to find them [:/]


Really? They're easy to find. They usually are over-imposed to the pictures, and explain that Bambi is attending college to get her law degree, enjoys skinny dipping and long walks on the beach at sunset. :ph34r:
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BTW, Skymama, Why were you at a strip club, and why did these drunks call you while you were there?



:P

So, here's a quiz...do you think I've ever been to a strip club before?


I've never been to 1 - & have no interest in ever going. I don't see the appeal of seeing some strangers tits & ass.


Divot will collect your Guy Card as you are escorted out.:|

You HAVE seen boobies before?

I know it's pretty hard to see through the pillow, but . . . DAMN!:ph34r::D:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Any one post a picture of the evening?
I think I look ravishing that evening!
I know!
Peaches said so! :)

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Are you serious, no one is going to post the picture from the evening? I mean it's not like we were doing anything.....oh wait....I was topless and some one was cupping a feel and I think some one was grabbing my ass......;)

But come one let's be honest, it takes a super confidant girl to go to a strip club. FYI a strip club and a cabaret are two different things. It's like comparing a red Ferrari with black suede seats to......a 5 year old automatic Carola with cloth seats and saggy suspension. The girls at your average strip club are sub size 6 and skilled players. At a cabaret you get a size 14 chick who thinks that men give a rats ass what her toe nail color is or that her costume is vintage bla bla bla bla. Its the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. So a woman who can walk into a strip club and is comfy there.....oh now that's there is a keeper! Because for your average girl, it would be the equivalent of throwing their ego before a firing squad.

So to the ladies that showed up, oh yeah! ;)

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Are you serious, no one is going to post the picture from the evening? I mean it's not like we were doing anything.....oh wait....I was topless and some one was cupping a feel and I think some one was grabbing my ass......;)

But come one let's be honest, it takes a super confidant girl to go to a strip club. FYI a strip club and a cabaret are two different things. It's like comparing a red Ferrari with black suede seats to......a 5 year old automatic Carola with cloth seats and saggy suspension. The girls at your average strip club are sub size 6 and skilled players. At a cabaret you get a size 14 chick who thinks that men give a rats ass what her toe nail color is or that her costume is vintage bla bla bla bla. Its the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. So a woman who can walk into a strip club and is comfy there.....oh now that's there is a keeper! Because for your average girl, it would be the equivalent of throwing their ego before a firing squad.

So to the ladies that showed up, oh yeah! ;)



Here's the kicker - EVERY one of those ladies that showed up - STILL had a better chance of scoring with one of the dancers that you did.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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