airtwardo 6 #1 May 18, 2010 But I DO understand! http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/05/18/Man-allegedly-tried-to-trade-baby-for-beer/UPI-67791274195681/ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 May 18, 2010 What sort of beer? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 May 18, 2010 Quote What sort of beer? That -WOULD-be pertinent.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 May 18, 2010 What a champ!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #5 May 18, 2010 Well, the article said he was trying to bargain for two forties, so I'm guessing anything palatable is out of the question... Elvisio "no OE 4 me" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 May 18, 2010 Quote Quote What sort of beer? That -WOULD-be pertinent. Very (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #7 May 18, 2010 You'd think a baby would be worth at least a case? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 May 18, 2010 Seems to be a common problem, did you see the related stories? QuoteJudge blocks attempt to sell baby Ill. mom charged with selling kid for $100 No charges after baby auctioned online Teen mom denies trying to sell toddler Woman allegedly offers toddler for $1,000 Mother arrested for trying to sell baby Woman accused of trying to sell baby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 May 18, 2010 Proof that evolution is not perfect. The fact that people that don't really like children can still have them.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,410 #10 May 18, 2010 Quote You'd think a baby would be worth at least a case? They would need to pay me a truckload of beer to take a baby off their hands."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #11 May 18, 2010 Quote Quote You'd think a baby would be worth at least a case? They would need to pay me a truckload of beer to take a baby off their hands. I would say more like 18 years worth... Yup sounds about right and Ill add that 18 years worth of beer is a shite side more than a truckload.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 May 18, 2010 As much as I would NEVER take on the task again, I loved the years raising my son....Kids can be a blast! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 May 19, 2010 Selling kids is just plain stoopid. They're much more valuable as long-term slaves.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites