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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:

So you tried one?:o


Yeah -

I mean . . . it IS a vagina.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:

So you tried one?:o


Yeah -

I mean . . . it IS a vagina.:|

A man's gotta do, What a mans gotta do! (or just do anything that holds still long enough)

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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:

So you tried one?:o


Yeah -

I mean . . . it IS a vagina.:|

A man's gotta do, What a mans gotta do! (or just do anything that holds still long enough)


Except that one girl . . . she said "[deep southern accent]Well fuck me running backwards in a rain storm!"

Liked to have never got the bleeding stopped after she fell!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:

So you tried one?:o


Yeah -

I mean . . . it IS a vagina.:|

A man's gotta do, What a mans gotta do! (or just do anything that holds still long enough)


Except that one girl . . . she said "[deep southern accent]Well fuck me running backwards in a rain storm!"

Liked to have never got the bleeding stopped after she fell!


Who was running backwards? You or her?:o
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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I thought they all talked...



They all blubber a little - not the same.:D

They dribble a bit too.

Just the real ones though - the puppet ones are a bit dry.:ph34r:

So you tried one?:o


Yeah -

I mean . . . it IS a vagina.:|

A man's gotta do, What a mans gotta do! (or just do anything that holds still long enough)


Except that one girl . . . she said "[deep southern accent]Well fuck me running backwards in a rain storm!"

Liked to have never got the bleeding stopped after she fell!


Who was running backwards? You or her?:o


She was. I guess I could have told her that we were fast approaching that parck bench . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hey just look at Parliment/Senate ... full of taking cunts:P



Could say the same thing about our House and Senate, and White House.... :|:P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Hey just look at Parliment/Senate ... full of taking cunts:P



Could say the same thing about our House and Senate, and White House.... :|:P


Just fuckin great...Off to SC we go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


hey, he started it. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Hey just look at Parliment/Senate ... full of taking cunts:P



Could say the same thing about our House and Senate, and White House.... :|:P


Just fuckin great...Off to SC we go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


hey, he started it. :P


I believe that the WH has a hermaphrodite correlation with an anal affliction as well.

Pussy, Cock and Asshole - All three rolled tightly into one.

Now THAT is change!:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I believe that the WH has a hermaphrodite correlation with an anal affliction as well.

Pussy, Cock and Asshole - All three rolled tightly into one.

Now THAT is change!:)



I dunno, looking back in recent history, that seems to be a prerequisite for the job.;)

And Skyrider:
This is just general "politican bashing". As long as we don't pick one party over another, or single out a particular politcal figure, I think the mods will leave it here. There's some subtleties to this stuff that can take a while to figure out. I've always looked at it as "Would it start a fight if the people arguing were drunk?"

Yes = SC

No = Bonfire
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Hey just look at Parliment/Senate ... full of taking cunts:P



Could say the same thing about our House and Senate, and White House.... :|:P


Just fuckin great...Off to SC we go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


hey, he started it. :P


snatch I mean snitch

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Hey just look at Parliment/Senate ... full of taking cunts:P



Could say the same thing about our House and Senate, and White House.... :|:P


Just fuckin great...Off to SC we go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


hey, he started it. :P


snatch I mean snitch


You may have corrected incorrectly. If the corrected line is incorrect, that is.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I didn't know they could talk. I usually just hum to them.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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I didn't know they could talk. I usually just hum to them.



All I do is ram them repeatedly to shut them the fuck up. Not that I can hear them anyway. :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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This is just general "politican bashing". As long as we don't pick one party over another, or single out a particular politcal figure, I think the mods will leave it here. There's some subtleties to this stuff that can take a while to figure out. I've always looked at it as "Would it start a fight if the people arguing were drunk?"

Yes = SC

No = Bonfire



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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