happythoughts 0 #26 September 9, 2009 Quote You'll need "Bill Glasses" to see it I think. Hah! You hippies would just step over the curb and through the brush without ever noticing. "Dude, where's my car?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #27 September 9, 2009 allright Then....thanks for that important public service announcement...... i'll stay welll far away from THAT crossswalk !!! carry on.. jmy muff 4370 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 September 9, 2009 Quote The pic is from my phone, so it is only so good. In the parking lot, there are six crosswalks..... No fun when you have to explain it is it? Fun fact for public speaking: Know your audience. The K.I.S.S. Principle was created with skydivers in mind. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #29 September 9, 2009 Quote Hah! You hippies would just step over the curb and through the brush without ever noticing. Counter-culture types would choose that lane because it is "The Road Less Traveled"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #30 September 10, 2009 Who the hell comes out of a Subway with a cart??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 September 10, 2009 Quote Who the hell comes out of a Subway with a cart??? It's how I roll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 September 10, 2009 clicky This is just kind of weird. There is a company that will take a picture and put it in motion. You move your cursor around and the eyes follow you. It really looks weird if you move the cursor in quick, jerky motions. (Same people that created the Giant Cursor for the One-Click awards) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #33 September 10, 2009 Well thats fucked up! She wont open her mouth when I get it close to her mouth Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 September 10, 2009 Quote Well thats fucked up! She wont open her mouth when I get it close to her mouth Yeah! It was sorely lacking! Where's the dick icon to shove in her mouth??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote So... I'm doing the law-abiding citizen thing. Stepping off the curb at the official crosswalk. I get to the other side and... whuh? All the other ones are normal. It's just this one. Out in front of Subway. The pic is really small... so what's the deal? The pic is from my phone, so it is only so good. In the parking lot, there are six crosswalks. They have a slope off the sidewalk into a marked lane. On the far side, the curb is divided and the path continues... on all of them except this one. On this one, there is a curb on the other side. You would have to walk over the curb and through the bushes to use it. Not too handy with a shopping cart. Kinda defeats the purpose. One phone call to the ADA would probably fix that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 September 22, 2009 Ah... yes. Today's important news. Why can't engineers get laid? The answer at last. A tendency to displace the importance of things. For example: Thinking that pocket protectors are important. ...that there is a "history" involved. ...that you should create a webpage discussing that history Alternative examples of the displacement can be found in anything describing "fashion". Fashion is merely to promote marketing by routinely defining and changing the value of still-usable goods. "Cute shoes" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #37 September 22, 2009 noticing, admiring, and complimenting women on those awesome shoes that contribute to the sexiness of the woman will go far my friend. Kitten heels are cute. oh...I HATE being an engineer...but it IS a fine means to an end. study Bill, study...we work for a living, we desire women for life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #38 September 22, 2009 Quote I think it's the jump through the shrubbery in the concrete median. "We want....a shrubbery!!!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 September 22, 2009 Quote study Bill, study...we work for a living, we desire women for life! life...or 45 minutes, whichever comes first. I don't want to own one... just borrow her for a little while. Proud supporter of the Catch and Release dating program. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 September 23, 2009 In the past (of course, everything is), there have been various items that have legitimate uses, but are eventually abused. valium televisions electric cat polishers body paint I thought this might be on the horizon... ear scope It some cases, it's just a good idea that you can't see it. Sure, give it time, you'll read about it in the paper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #41 September 23, 2009 Quoteelectric cat polishers My cat's already plenty shiny as it is. I feed him high-quality food so his coat has a lovely sheen."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #42 September 24, 2009 Quote I thought this might be on the horizon... ear scope It some cases, it's just a good idea that you can't see it. Sure, give it time, you'll read about it in the paper. I can see this opening up a whole new frontier in porn."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote I thought this might be on the horizon... ear scope It some cases, it's just a good idea that you can't see it. Sure, give it time, you'll read about it in the paper. I can see this opening up a whole new frontier in porn. Similar to the first time that someone figures out they can sit on the fax machine without any underwear. "Just part of the information age. Here's some information." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #44 September 24, 2009 QuoteIn the past (of course, everything is), there have been various items that have legitimate uses, but are eventually abused. valium televisions electric cat polishers body paint I thought this might be on the horizon... ear scope It some cases, it's just a good idea that you can't see it. Sure, give it time, you'll read about it in the paper. Damn...! $219 delivered isn't a bad price. I may have to get one for my garage. It'll make checking piston tops for carbon deposits & intake/head port match a super simple procedure!When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyer2100 0 #45 September 24, 2009 Maybe you could check for yourself and see if your head really is lodged up your ass. Politics will never be the same after this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #46 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote electric cat polishers My cat's already plenty shiny as it is. I feed him high-quality food so his coat has a lovely sheen. You have an electric cat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #47 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote electric cat polishers My cat's already plenty shiny as it is. I feed him high-quality food so his coat has a lovely sheen. You have an electric cat? AC or DC ?You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #48 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote electric cat polishers My cat's already plenty shiny as it is. I feed him high-quality food so his coat has a lovely sheen. You have an electric cat? AC or DC ? He goes both ways. Then again I cut his nuts off so we may never know. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #49 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote electric cat polishers My cat's already plenty shiny as it is. I feed him high-quality food so his coat has a lovely sheen. You have an electric cat? AC or DC ? Maybe you could modify one of these to charge them back up as you carry them around.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 September 24, 2009 Quote He goes both ways. Then again I cut his nuts off so we may never know. He may go both ways, but I'll bet "he" doesn't go "to the vet" anymore. They tend to remember that experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
