jgoose71 0 #1 November 14, 2010 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1754914 Women take note, Don't let every man hit the root of your vagina. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #2 November 14, 2010 Do you have a cold lonely vagina? Do you spend Saturday night with your toys? Don't delay, call 555-555-5555!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 November 14, 2010 Who da fuck likes "Cold" Vagina's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 November 14, 2010 He done ejaculated in you brain....his penis is a weapon My gawd I am laughing my ass off..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #5 November 14, 2010 I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #6 November 14, 2010 We should turn this into a "Post your favorite quote from the clip" thread. My vote is for "When your legs are spread and he gets in you or behind you and starts talking to you and breaking you down."Although "His penis is a weapon" is pretty good. I know there is supposed to be a serious message in there somewhere, but I can't stop laughing at the images she creates. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #7 November 14, 2010 Quote I know there is supposed to be a serious message in there somewhere, but I can't stop laughing at the images she creates. No kidding; It's like verbal porn. I'm thinking listening to her describe a porn flick could be better that actually watching it!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 November 14, 2010 Quote Quote I know there is supposed to be a serious message in there somewhere, but I can't stop laughing at the images she creates. No kidding; It's like verbal porn. I'm thinking listening to her describe a porn flick could be better that actually watching it! Listening to her discribe sex, while looking at her, made me want to turn gay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavscout73 0 #9 November 15, 2010 when your man wont even by you some shrimp from long john silvers.. and what dat plate like 2.99....... but he give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm.. (that makes him generous dont it?) PENIS POWER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 November 15, 2010 Quote when your man wont even by you some shrimp from long john silvers.. and what dat plate like 2.99....... but he give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm.. (that makes him generous dont it?) PENIS POWER Theres one for Dear Abby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 277 #11 November 15, 2010 ROFLMAO. This is hilarious! ETA: my second favorite quote -- "what drives a woman to toys?" (Skyrider already took the best one!) See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #12 November 16, 2010 Her brain ain't no good because he done ejaculated all up in her brain. She start callin his name, let him know when she cummin and this gets all programmed up in her brain.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 November 16, 2010 Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #14 November 16, 2010 That's our Swervy! Good job kid! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Only 45 on Ebay.....Just sayin...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 November 16, 2010 Quote That's our Swervy! Good job kid! You never know if he needed gift ideas for a special girl in his life. Christmas is coming!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Only 45 on Ebay.....Just sayin...... Please tell me it's NEW?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Only 45 on Ebay.....Just sayin...... Please tell me it's NEW?? Lady GaGa used it once.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #19 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Only 45 on Ebay.....Just sayin...... Please tell me it's NEW?? I'll have to taste test it to be sure, but they say yes they are..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I like the description of the "Jack Rabbit". If I had a clitoris I would go buy one. It would've been the best $100 you ever spent. Only 45 on Ebay.....Just sayin...... Please tell me it's NEW?? I'll have to taste test it to be sure, but they say yes they are..... Oh my... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy 0 #21 November 16, 2010 The next time i go out to "screw a girl into submission and screw her into slavery" i'll think back to this fine lady and remember that's not the right thing to do. I never knew "hitting the root" was so oppressive.Peace, love and hoppiness Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #22 November 16, 2010 Damn...how on earth am I supposed to have rough sex now? I am sure I'm gonna end up thinking about this and crack up laughing, and for some reason women dont like it when you start laughing uncontrollably during sex "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyDoc 0 #23 November 17, 2010 Whew. I'm so glad you posted this... I think I have a liberated vagina now. lol i hate it when men ejaculate in my brain... If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 November 17, 2010 Quote Whew. I'm so glad you posted this... I think I have a liberated vagina now. lol i hate it when men ejaculate in my brain... That's not what you said last time!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyDoc 0 #25 November 17, 2010 Quote Quote Whew. I'm so glad you posted this... I think I have a liberated vagina now. lol i hate it when men ejaculate in my brain... That's not what you said last time! Turtle! shhhhhhh now... we agreed not to mention that again......... If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
