livendive 8 #26 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI have the pussy...I make the rules." Lemme see if this works.... PICTURES! WTH? Umm...it was her shirt, not mine. Last I checked, I didn't have a pussy that I could take pictures of! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #27 April 27, 2005 Pansy~ Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverborg 0 #28 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Guys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. Nevermind, I forgot it's already Wednesday and I haven't gotten laid this week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #29 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Guys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. Nevermind, I forgot it's already Wednesday and I haven't gotten laid this week. _______________________________ Kinda got us by the short hairs, huh? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #30 April 28, 2005 Dude, we have video of you licking cow shit off of someone elses foot for 4 jump tickets. Sorry, but I doubt you'll ever get laid again. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #31 April 28, 2005 Women who use their womanliness like power are a turnoff. Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beefytweezers 0 #32 April 28, 2005 Dude you blew my cover, I actually had a forum going in the speakers corner where I used the coverup name "beefytweezers" when I told that story. Now everyone knows who I am. boo hoo "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #33 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Guys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. I'm with you! Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #34 April 28, 2005 QuoteDude, we have video of you licking cow shit off of someone elses foot for 4 jump tickets. Beating Shannon to the punch, that's hot! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #35 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. Now that is wisdom...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #36 April 28, 2005 Sorry bout that. (I try to stay out of speakers corner) But in your defense you were very very very intoxicated. Still I think drinking the antibacterial hand soap might have been a little over the top. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrewGPM 0 #37 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't Uh... What's a vagina? Where do I buy one? You can't buy one, but you can rent one if you know the right kind of woman. Some take cash, others will take Visa. The really smart ones take the house, the car and your dog! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #38 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. and since we are collecting money, fiddy dollah sucky sucky... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dropoutdave 0 #39 April 28, 2005 QuoteGuys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. Which is why we have porn...... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #40 April 28, 2005 QuoteNow come over here and gimme a dollah. I'm in a hurry. Can I just get 65 cents worth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hackb431 0 #41 April 28, 2005 You can have the house and the car but if you mess with the puppy someone is going to get hurt!HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #42 April 28, 2005 This thread reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes: "Women!!! They got half the Money and all the Pussy!!" and they think that entitles them to the other half of the money as well. [bonus points] Name the movie?? [/bonus points] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #43 April 28, 2005 Quote...and they think that entitles them to the other half of the money as well So you're single, huh? "Entitles" is probably the wrong word, but that is how it works out. If you are considering the truth of this, you're single. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beefytweezers 0 #44 April 28, 2005 I've never quite understood these feminist extremists. They keep pushing for more power to women, but dammitt they already have all the power. What more do they want? No matter how powerful a man may be in a company or the world, he still bows down to a vagina somewhere. That is unless he's... "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #45 April 28, 2005 There was a very old joke with cartoon pictures... Kinda rated R... Let me see if I can remember it... boy: you don't have one of these do you? (pulls out a boner) girl: well no... but I have one of these! (lifts her dress) And with one of these, I can have as many as those (penises) as I want! Damn smart ass girls... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #46 April 28, 2005 Which is why we have porn......[;) _________________________________ Richard Pryor, said it best; "YOU, can go... but, PULEEEEZE... leave the pussy!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #47 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. how bout I give u a kick in the ass? yes ma'am?LOLGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #48 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I got a house and a credit score of 800. -You were saying? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #49 April 29, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I don't remember telling you you could talk. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #50 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I don't remember telling you you could talk. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. Classic! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." 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freeflyimpaired 0 #30 April 28, 2005 Dude, we have video of you licking cow shit off of someone elses foot for 4 jump tickets. Sorry, but I doubt you'll ever get laid again. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #31 April 28, 2005 Women who use their womanliness like power are a turnoff. Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beefytweezers 0 #32 April 28, 2005 Dude you blew my cover, I actually had a forum going in the speakers corner where I used the coverup name "beefytweezers" when I told that story. Now everyone knows who I am. boo hoo "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #33 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Guys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. I'm with you! Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #34 April 28, 2005 QuoteDude, we have video of you licking cow shit off of someone elses foot for 4 jump tickets. Beating Shannon to the punch, that's hot! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #35 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. Now that is wisdom...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #36 April 28, 2005 Sorry bout that. (I try to stay out of speakers corner) But in your defense you were very very very intoxicated. Still I think drinking the antibacterial hand soap might have been a little over the top. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewGPM 0 #37 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't Uh... What's a vagina? Where do I buy one? You can't buy one, but you can rent one if you know the right kind of woman. Some take cash, others will take Visa. The really smart ones take the house, the car and your dog! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #38 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. and since we are collecting money, fiddy dollah sucky sucky... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #39 April 28, 2005 QuoteGuys I think we need to band together and finally take control of ourselves. Maybe I'm wrong, but if we all hold out long enough we can reverse this power trip. I'm positive women must have some amount of time that they can only go without a penis, although I'm not sure if it would be in my lifetime, but it there must some sort of time frame. We need to band together and take control. Which is why we have porn...... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 April 28, 2005 QuoteNow come over here and gimme a dollah. I'm in a hurry. Can I just get 65 cents worth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #41 April 28, 2005 You can have the house and the car but if you mess with the puppy someone is going to get hurt!HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #42 April 28, 2005 This thread reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes: "Women!!! They got half the Money and all the Pussy!!" and they think that entitles them to the other half of the money as well. [bonus points] Name the movie?? [/bonus points] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 April 28, 2005 Quote...and they think that entitles them to the other half of the money as well So you're single, huh? "Entitles" is probably the wrong word, but that is how it works out. If you are considering the truth of this, you're single. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beefytweezers 0 #44 April 28, 2005 I've never quite understood these feminist extremists. They keep pushing for more power to women, but dammitt they already have all the power. What more do they want? No matter how powerful a man may be in a company or the world, he still bows down to a vagina somewhere. That is unless he's... "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 April 28, 2005 There was a very old joke with cartoon pictures... Kinda rated R... Let me see if I can remember it... boy: you don't have one of these do you? (pulls out a boner) girl: well no... but I have one of these! (lifts her dress) And with one of these, I can have as many as those (penises) as I want! Damn smart ass girls... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #46 April 28, 2005 Which is why we have porn......[;) _________________________________ Richard Pryor, said it best; "YOU, can go... but, PULEEEEZE... leave the pussy!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #47 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. how bout I give u a kick in the ass? yes ma'am?LOLGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #48 April 28, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I got a house and a credit score of 800. -You were saying? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #49 April 29, 2005 QuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I don't remember telling you you could talk. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #50 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe have boobies and a vagina and you don't. Therefore, we own you. Now come over here and gimme a dollah. I don't remember telling you you could talk. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. Classic! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
