beefytweezers

Oh no, I'm never getting laid again. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

But I've had the name "Pinky" for 5 years, I don't know if I can respond to any other moniker, except maybe stud, skygod, or freefly king. Betsy works too, I was called that for the 2 years I was in prison. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

Oh shit I forgot to floss, I'll be back in a minute. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

I've never quite understood these feminist extremists. They keep pushing for more power to women, but dammitt they already have all the power. What more do they want? No matter how powerful a man may be in a company or the world, he still bows down to a vagina somewhere. That is unless he's... "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

Dude you blew my cover, I actually had a forum going in the speakers corner where I used the coverup name "beefytweezers" when I told that story. Now everyone knows who I am. boo hoo "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

But haven't you seen the part where they have to eat raw bull penis, or pig liver, or live cockroaches. Doesn't this count for anything. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

Thank you, about time somebody back me up on this. There has been plenty of people vote yes, but no one with the balls to make a reply. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

I don't know if you've seen the TV show "Fear Factor" but they've had to eat worse things than a little dried cow shit.(in my opinion) Plus I spit it out anyway, then gargled with antibacterial soap.(which wasn't fun either) "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

Awww come on, were talking about one minute of fear factor(keep in mind you still get the tickets if you throw up or even spit it out) for 4 free, super awesome skydives. You all are making me out to be some kind of freak. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

I wish they had a program like that when I was in school. I could've retired by graduation by turning in all the people that gave me shit. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

I would have to admit things are slightly awkward between us now. But, what the hell, my hangover from that night lasted two days, so I have some excuse. Whether my "friend" has an excuse, I'm not sure. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

Well it was mostly licking, but the mob was not satisfied with a little leftover shit, so I was forced to suck the rest off. Yes, I made sure to spit every bit of it out. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

The Catholics were responsible for the inquisition, which I think are their own religion and shouldn't be classified as fundamental Christianity because over half of their doctrine is nowhere to be found in the bible. Maybe I didn't pay enough attention in history class, but my studies were that Hitler was an evolutionist, I had no idea the holocaust had anything to do with religion. The clinic bombings could fall under any religion or anybody that believes they are justified to kill someone that is performing abortions. The crusades, ok I'll give you that one, but that was a extremely long time ago, and I've never heard any Christian or any church ever say that this was in any way justified. Someone could go out tomorrow and kill 100 people because they wouldn't convert to buddism. Although buddism would never support this, Christianity doesn't either. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

The poo of course, this was a light brown, almost grayish after it had dried. It was only his big toe, so were no talking a bout huge amounts of poo. Plus it was probably half mud/half poo. The poo itself wasn't so bad, I think it was licking my friends toes that was worse. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

ouch, excuse me while I go hang myself "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."