futuredivot 0 #1 August 3, 2011 From a nameless bar in Oshkosh, WI last week. L to R me, Rev Jim, and Twardo. Good to see you guys.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #2 August 3, 2011 QuoteFrom a nameless bar in Oshkosh, WI last week. R to L me, Rev Jim, and Twardo. Good to see you guys. Please hold up your left hand."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 August 3, 2011 Oops, back it up. I had reversed one version while I was doing some other editing but uploaded the original-my badYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 August 3, 2011 You know, he got RevJim right, that is one out of three. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 August 3, 2011 Quote You know, he got RevJim right, that is one out of three. Sadly, he confused himself with 'Twardo"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 August 3, 2011 Now that's old school... Where's pillow-biter? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 August 3, 2011 I think he is still out of the country. Rev's daughter was there too. The last time I saw her, I stood her on the tops of my feet so she could see Dad in the airplane. Now she is a lovely young lady.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #8 August 3, 2011 The Rev's still looking good. He was the first person I ever met with Tevas tan lines. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #9 August 3, 2011 Let me guess, the Acey Ducy?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 August 3, 2011 Nope-didn't even go by there this year, SOS Bros was too close to our parking lot You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #11 August 4, 2011 Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #12 August 4, 2011 Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #13 August 4, 2011 QuoteTeam Geritol.jpg Wasn't Geritol supposed to be for housewives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #14 August 4, 2011 Quote Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases. No doubt. It would be easy to fly "candy cane circles" around anyone who lands 5 min before they do. Ill add, I can also put my canopy wherever I want. It's not rocket surgery.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #15 August 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases. No doubt. It would be easy to fly "candy cane circles" around anyone who lands 5 min before they do. Ill add, I can also put my canopy wherever I want. It's not rocket surgery. In your dreams. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 August 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases. No doubt. It would be easy to fly "candy cane circles" around anyone who lands 5 min before they do. Ill add, I can also put my canopy wherever I want. It's not rocket surgery. In your dreams. Sparky I don't know, I can pretty much put my canopy where I want and I would say it is more like heart science...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 August 7, 2011 Quote Quote Team Geritol.jpg Wasn't Geritol supposed to be for housewives? I was thinking Team Ensure. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 August 7, 2011 Quote Let me guess, the Acey Ducy? It was 'Jeff's on Rugby'...the best fried chicken in town. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #19 August 7, 2011 Quote I don't know, I can pretty much put my canopy where I want and I would say it is more like heart science... To a stand up and no run out in a 5 meter circle? Besides you have a few more jumps than 500+. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 August 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases. No doubt. It would be easy to fly "candy cane circles" around anyone who lands 5 min before they do. Ill add, I can also put my canopy wherever I want. It's not rocket surgery. No it's more like spotting 'science'...The stick is spotted for crowd presentation of Old Glory who tries to fly an angle for the spectators not to be turning around or looking into the sun yet still remain within the wind parameters...the spinney smokey guy has to access his position and quickly run to another spot while deploying the smoke that will allow for a non-stop 2500' downwind spin that will not interfere with the other jumpers patterns & end up in position for a quick base to final. . . . while ON final using both hands to release & set the hot smoke up for a clean-safe drop during the flare to land. You are constantly reading your drift, clearing airspace & 'spotting' while spinning down. It's not 'hard' to do...but it IS easy to do wrong. The REAL challenge is doing it at night with blinding flares on your feet and spinning down a candy-cane of fireworks...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #21 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Old?!? You aint kidding. Anyone in that pic still able to jump out of a plane without dislocating a hip? At least one of them can, and fly candy cane circles around you until landing dead center where ever the fuck he pleases. No doubt. It would be easy to fly "candy cane circles" around anyone who lands 5 min before they do. Ill add, I can also put my canopy wherever I want. It's not rocket surgery. No it's more like spotting 'science'...The stick is spotted for crowd presentation of Old Glory who tries to fly an angle for the spectators not to be turning around or looking into the sun yet still remain within the wind parameters...the spinney smokey guy has to access his position and quickly run to another spot while deploying the smoke that will allow for a non-stop 2500' downwind spin that will not interfere with the other jumpers patterns & end up in position for a quick base to final. . . . while ON final using both hands to release & set the hot smoke up for a clean-safe drop during the flare to land. You are constantly reading your drift, clearing airspace & 'spotting' while spinning down. It's not 'hard' to do...but it IS easy to do wrong. The REAL challenge is doing it at night with blinding flares on your feet and spinning down a candy-cane of fireworks...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! Well shit, and all this time I was thinking it took some type of talent or skill.SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote The REAL challenge is doing it at night with blinding flares on your feet and spinning down a candy-cane of fireworks...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! That made me think of the story you posted in the scary stories thread about the night pyro jump where you chickened out after the first two lit their pyros. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 August 8, 2011 Well shit, and all this time I was thinking it took some type of talent or skill. Quote No...just LOTS of practice! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote The REAL challenge is doing it at night with blinding flares on your feet and spinning down a candy-cane of fireworks...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! That made me think of the story you posted in the scary stories thread about the night pyro jump where you chickened out after the first two lit their pyros. I really LIKE chicken! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #25 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote The REAL challenge is doing it at night with blinding flares on your feet and spinning down a candy-cane of fireworks...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?! That made me think of the story you posted in the scary stories thread about the night pyro jump where you chickened out after the first two lit their pyros. I was thinking of that too. If someone can find it and post the link, it would be appreciated!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
