skymama 35 #26 August 12, 2011 Quote Would you two go get a room..... Oh, all right. Friday's starting out pretty well! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #27 August 12, 2011 How you doin??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #28 August 12, 2011 Quote How you doin??? Geeze go get a room already! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #29 August 12, 2011 Does the living room count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #30 August 12, 2011 Quote Geeze go get a room already! Agreed! And while you're on the way, be sure to pick up a video camera. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #31 August 12, 2011 Quote Does the living room count? Ssssh...now no one is ever going to want to sit on the furniture if they come over. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #32 August 12, 2011 Quote Quote Does the living room count? Ssssh...now no one is ever going to want to sit on the furniture if they come over. You could always just put that couch plastic on it She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #33 August 12, 2011 Best: Took a woman I had met once to a wine festival. Made some black bread, brought some magos and sharp cheese. Had lunch, listened to bands, tasted wine and talked for about 6 hours about anything and everything. I was a little ambiguous about being at an event that long for a first date but you know you have some connection when you can spend that long together w/ no awkward silences. Ended up dating her for a while and even though it didn't work out long term she is still a friend and a great girl. She went w/ me when I made my first skydive, too. Worst: Can't say I have any horror stories. I would guess the Wiccan girl I went out with. That was a bit weird. Put me off of dating anybody w/ Wicca beliefs, I just couldn't relate when she talked about her solstice party and the circles and what not she was a part of. She and I went to a bookstore for part of our date and she was telling me the plusses and minuses of a bunch of different Tarot decks. Usually even when I didn't click w/ somebody and didn't have any interest in seeing her again I was still able to learn something about somebody else and enjoy myself. I think that was the key to dating for me, enjoying the process and not being anxious about clicking with any one person."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #34 August 12, 2011 Quote Anybody remember the Tonight Show episode with Jay Leno asking audience members about worst date experiences? I don't think anybody can top the one where the guy and girl got stuck in a snowstorm and she had to go pee real bad so she went outside, leaned against the car and squatted with the guy standing guard. Well, apparently the girl's bare back froze to the car. She was stuck! After pondering the situation, the guy went ahead and peed on her back and freed her. I actually remember that.Now why can't I remember useful things?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #35 August 12, 2011 Quote Best: Took a woman I had met once to a wine festival. Made some black bread, brought some magos and sharp cheese. Had lunch, listened to bands, tasted wine and talked for about 6 hours about anything and everything. I was a little ambiguous about being at an event that long for a first date but you know you have some connection when you can spend that long together w/ no awkward silences. Ended up dating her for a while and even though it didn't work out long term she is still a friend and a great girl. She went w/ me when I made my first skydive, too. So what would 5 days of that mean? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #36 August 12, 2011 Quote So what would 5 days of that mean? I'd say that meant you had a keeper.... Anybody we know?"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #37 August 12, 2011 Quote Quote So what would 5 days of that mean? I'd say that meant you had a keeper.... Anybody we know? Yes....x2She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 August 12, 2011 Quote Quote Geeze go get a room already! Agreed! And while you're on the way, be sure to pick up a video camera. Fuck the video camera, set the webcam up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 August 12, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Geeze go get a room already! Agreed! And while you're on the way, be sure to pick up a video camera. Fuck the video camera, set the webcam up! Not to stray off topic though, but this actually happened, you can't make this shit up: A deaf couple (not me) had their video phone set up to automatically answer a call and it was in their bedroom. Big mistake. Somebody called them, and the video phone opened up the live feed to show the couple banging away on the bed. Talk about free porn! Anyway, the caller reported the couple to the FCC and because the video phone was subsidized with federal funds, it was confiscated. I always have my phone set to black out my camera and prompt me with an "answer or ignore" choice when somebody calls. This way, if we're presentable, we can then click to accept the call, and then click to allow the live video to go through."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #40 August 12, 2011 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #41 August 12, 2011 Worst date.. When I was 16 I had braces on my teeth. I remember having dinner and giving the gal I was with a big ole smile. Two rubber bands flew out of my mouth. One stuck on her forehead and the other on her cheek. It kinda went south after that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #42 August 12, 2011 Quote Worst date.. When I was 16 I had braces on my teeth. I remember having dinner and giving the gal I was with a big ole smile. Two rubber bands flew out of my mouth. One stuck on her forehead and the other on her cheek. It kinda went south after that I also had braces when I was a kid. I remember one day at church one of those damned rubber bands broke, stinging the hell out of my tongue, and sailing of the shoulder of the guy I was talking to."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 August 12, 2011 Worst~ I was home for a few days from college, met a cutie at a local pub and asked her to a friends party the next evening. During the course of the party she mentions how much she likes motorcycles so we hop on my buddys bike to go for a spin, 20 minutes into it we're going across a bridge that had been sandblasted earlier in the day, the sand was worse than ice and down we went...she was wearing a miniskirt and halter top! I took most of it rolling her on top of me through a lot of the slide but she did get a few spots of road rash...she was a real trooper and didn't say too much about the spill. However, it seems her HUSBAND wasn't very impressed! Best~ The night I met my wife... We were at a mutual friends house for a big party prior to a demo into Chicago. I was sitting at the bar and she was serving drinks to the dozens of airshow people attending. Less than two minutes after I sat down, we made some serious eye contact and she suddenly stopped & got real serious..."Did you just feel that?" I did, we spent the whole evening talking, amazed how much we had in common. That was 20 years ago...and we've been together ever since that night. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #44 August 12, 2011 Quote ... she suddenly stopped & got real serious..."Did you just feel that?" I usually get that question a moment before I get slapped."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 August 12, 2011 Quote Quote ... she suddenly stopped & got real serious..."Did you just feel that?" I usually get that question a moment before I get slapped. Start at the other end.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #46 August 13, 2011 Quote Quote ... she suddenly stopped & got real serious..."Did you just feel that?" I usually get that question a moment before I get slapped. I thought it would be "I FELT THAT!", then you get slapped. My best date. Well, they were with Vskydiver, for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #47 August 13, 2011 Quote Quote Quote ... she suddenly stopped & got real serious..."Did you just feel that?" I usually get that question a moment before I get slapped. Start at the other end.... you mean pinch her face instead of her butt?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgm458 0 #48 August 13, 2011 Best date: I was in Dallas (I live in OKC) for a weekend for the opening game of OU's football season in 2009 when they played BYU at JerryWorld. On the night before the game I was with a lot of friends in a place called the Metropolitan Area Tavern. Somebody took my seat when I went to the restroom (even though I had a plate of food sitting there) so I moved to another table that had a girl sitting there that I had previously dated once or twice so I sat next to her (I had parked had her house; she drove us there). When the group decided to move on to the next spot, another girl at the table that hadn't said hardly a thing all night said she was going home. I asked if she had a man or kids at her place because I was Friday, only 10 PM and we're in Dallas-the night was young. Tried to talk her into joining us at the next location and she politely declined saying she had to get up early on Saturday. Through all of that, my ride left me there. Then the new girl said "I guess I am joining you guys because now I'm your ride." We drove to the next spot, sat next to each other for awhile there, decided to leave and go do our own thing and went to some bar and drank some wine. She drove me back to my hotel and we stayed in her truck until like 4am talking. Never met anyone that I had that much in common with. We dated for about 6 months after that. Best relationship I ever had. Worst date: #1-blind date...friend showed me her picture, I said sure. I called her, we agreed to get together at a local pub to watch some football (she was a big fan) and to have drinks and get to know one another. She showed up. My friend totally hosed me...the pic he showed me wasn't her...at all. I was so put off by that I couldn't focus on having a good time and had no interaction whatsoever. I finally left at halftime, never to talk with her again. Worst date: #1-Finally scored a date with this hot hot hot girl I had a crush on for awhile. We went to dinner, had a great time eating sushi and some other japanese food. Went to pay...I left my wallet somewhere earlier in the day. I had to have her pay for the meal, sushi and drinks. Close to like 90 or 100 bucks. Doh!-------------------------------------------------- Failure to prepare is preparing to fail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #49 August 13, 2011 Worst date was my first one, back in 9th grade. Took a girl out to a concert and the bitch snuck out to go off with some older guy. What a conniving witch. Best date was my first date with my wife. It was a double date, my brother and I took her and her roommate to Scripps Beach in La Jolla. The brother and her roommate weren't interested in each other, but that wasn't part of the plan anyway. After the beach, Beth and I went to dinner at a neighborhood Italian restaurant. The next night we went out to see the second Star Wars movie. Still together after 31 years and two daughters. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbob 0 #50 August 14, 2011 Yeah, me too. It'll be 30 years next Sunday.Who Dares Wins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
