sarge 0 #76 February 12, 2003 Dear Sunshine, Quote There's a woman who posts here named Bytchsky (not her real name) who every now and then cyber spanks me. I really enjoy it. Is this weird? Should I seek help? Yeah....??? Me too??? .-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #77 February 12, 2003 Quote Quote If i find you to be worthy, i'll add you to the website http://www.greatboyfriends.com. You're sure to meet the love of your life there. And the fireworks when his wife finds out ought to be shit hot. Bring the video camera! My wife can stay at home, she doesn't like to travel >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #78 February 12, 2003 Hey the more the merrier, maybe we can find a dropzone out there and do a three wayor maybe we can skip finding a drop zone!!!yeah baby! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #79 February 12, 2003 Slim, you sweet talker you, you certainly do have your way with the ladies. whoooooa, whew~, once again I'm getting that warm feeling coming over me. The cheeks have probably turned about 20 shades of red. It's a good thing that no one else is in the office today. hehehe Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #80 February 12, 2003 Quote Slim, you sweet talker you, you certainly do have your way with the ladies. whoooooa, whew~, once again I'm getting that warm feeling coming over me. The cheeks have probably turned about 20 shades of red. It's a good thing that no one else is in the office today. hehehe no one at the office but you huh? hmmmmon my way! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #81 February 12, 2003 Oh my~ Well by the looks of it; you are in Palm Springs, I'm in Long Beach, and I'm about to leave the office in 15 minutes for my 4 day getaway in the Mountains - darn, there just isn't enough time! CRAP!!! HA!!! take care, g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #82 February 12, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I'm stuck in the middle of a desert.....No DZ.....No rig....it's a really small town so the chicks are scarce....the only saving grace is that the bar in town has Rolling Rock. Please help.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #83 February 12, 2003 Quote Oh my~ Well by the looks of it; you are in Palm Springs, I'm in Long Beach, and I'm about to leave the office in 15 minutes for my 4 day getaway in the Mountains - darn, there just isn't enough time! CRAP!!! HA!!! take care, g damn lost another one to the hills! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #84 February 12, 2003 Dear Clay- Go out into the desert and build a pond. Undoubtedly an idiot with a land rover will come by playing techno music and entertain you in the pond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #85 February 12, 2003 Dear Sunshine I realize that looks aren't everything, but some people are funnier than me. What should I do? hookittMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #86 February 12, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I have told you that my penis feels good when I touch it and when others touch it and if we touch it long enough it erupts. My problem is I am out in Yuma with no transportation and I am tired of touching it myself, yet, I have no way of letting a female touch it because there are not really any here. What should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #87 February 12, 2003 Quote Dear Sunshine, A fellow dz.commer and I had a falling out about a year and half ago. I feel really bad, and wish that we could extend the "olive branch." The other person is the type to hold a grudge until the day they die. How do I possibly make amends with this person???? woisme, g A bj and a nice sandwich are always good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveM 0 #88 February 12, 2003 Skymamma..... Hey, if that DZ.com'er is an idiot and say's no to you, I would love to offer you myself in his place. No lady should be alone for Valintine's Day Steve M >^..^for me -- SkyDiving is a life sentence -- for it has saved my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #89 February 12, 2003 Thank you for your offer, Steve, it's very kind of you. But, I actually already have a date for Valentine's Day. Unfortunately it's a pity date, but it's a date nonetheless. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #90 February 12, 2003 Aww, that's so sweet of you to take pity on the poor guy... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #91 February 12, 2003 Quote Aww, that's so sweet of you to take pity on the poor guy... Thank you, Rebecca. But, he actually took pity on me! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #92 February 12, 2003 QuoteThanks again!! You are the best ! You have changed my whole outlook on life!!! I love you Sunshine!! All tokens of appreciation are accepted. My fave things are twirly cookies, OJ, and jump tickets. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #93 February 12, 2003 QuoteThank you, Rebecca. But, he actually took pity on me! Oh come on Mama.. A sexy babe like yourself could get any guy, any day of the week.. Sheesh.. Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #94 February 12, 2003 QuoteShould I feel guilty? Or is the multiple orgasms worth waking up for?? As long as she has at least 9, it's worth waking up for... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #95 February 12, 2003 Quote As long as she has at least 9, it's worth waking up for... Hmmm.... Sounds like hard work?? That would take me all of.. ummm... 10 minutes?? Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #96 February 12, 2003 ***There's a woman who posts here named Bytchsky (not her real name) who every now and then cyber spanks me. I really enjoy it. Is this weird? Should I seek help? *** It's ok to enjoy it. The only help you need is help getting into her closet!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #97 February 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteShould I feel guilty? Or is the multiple orgasms worth waking up for?? As long as she has at least 9, it's worth waking up for... Boy, am I embarrassed. I was with a woman the other night and she seemed to be having an astounding time. Turned out it was an epileptic seizure. How was I to know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #98 February 12, 2003 Quote I'm stuck in the middle of a desert.....No DZ.....No rig....it's a really small town so the chicks are scarce....the only saving grace is that the bar in town has Rolling Rock. Please help.... Umm, the voicemail i left you yesterday should've provided you with mucho entertainment. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #99 February 12, 2003 QuoteBoy, am I embarrassed. I was with a woman the other night and she seemed to be having an astounding time. Turned out it was an epileptic seizure. How was I to know? That is a good question?? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #100 February 12, 2003 QuoteI have told you that my penis feels good when I touch it and when others touch it and if we touch it long enough it erupts. My problem is I am out in Yuma with no transportation and I am tired of touching it myself, yet, I have no way of letting a female touch it because there are not really any here. What should I do? Think of Bob Barker or Celine Dion, that should make you lose any interest in touching your penis. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
