popsjumper 2 #1 January 15, 2012 So...it's midnight and the munchies hit. Imagine that. "Let's go to Mickey D's!" "Yaaaaaaaay!" at arrival.... Jumper 1: What do you want? Jumper 2: I dunno, what does everybody want? Cashier: May I help you? Jumper 2: I'll #1 through #14. Cashier: You want a number 1? Jumper 2: And #2 through 14 Cashier: Huh? Jumper 1: My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #2 January 15, 2012 Sounds like you guys are stoned Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #3 January 15, 2012 Haha!!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #4 January 15, 2012 Mickey D's huh? Shouldn't this be in the Incidents forum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #5 January 15, 2012 jumper # 2 sounds like a natural born Load Organizer!!!! jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #6 January 15, 2012 That reminds me of my visit to the farm and tandem guy's son (can't remember his name) went to make a run for the dz @ midnight..... pulls up to the drive thru... May we take your order? Yea I need 75 cheese burgers, 20 big macs and 40 large cokes.....That was one big ass order he came back with. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #7 January 15, 2012 And after repeatedly munching such loads of junk, they are true belly flyers The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #8 January 15, 2012 http://todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/15/10151445-weight-loss-challenge-try-this-list-of-distractions-to-fend-off-munchies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #9 January 15, 2012 Quote http://todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/15/10151445-weight-loss-challenge-try-this-list-of-distractions-to-fend-off-munchies Huhu, reminds me of the old joke: In the old days I came home, looked into the fridge and went to bed straight. Now I came home, look into the bed and go to the fridge straight. Well, not that it applies to me Just wanted to share.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 16, 2012 Quote Mickey D's huh? Shouldn't this be in the Incidents forum? Well, at least they didn't rob the place. Who the hell are the idiots that want to rob the place that supplies the munchies. Freakin' My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 January 16, 2012 Quote Yea I need 75 cheese burgers, 20 big macs and 40 large cokes.....That was one big ass order he came back with. Jumper 2 got off light. His bill was only $87 and change. I'm still eatin' pies and fries. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 January 17, 2012 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150206940906319 1,000 McNuggets, please.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 17, 2012 Is that the one with the nuggets? I thought of you guys when I posted. It was my inspiration. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 January 17, 2012 Yes, that's the one. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 January 17, 2012 Quote http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150206940906319 1,000 McNuggets, please. Can I look on a work connection? Or is it NSFW? Dunno what got my Spideysense up, I think it was PJ asking what the link was instead of just looking himself... Elvisio "better safe than sorry" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 January 17, 2012 Yes, it's SFW. Just skydiver shenanigans late night at the drive-thru. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 January 17, 2012 Quote Yes, it's SFW. Just skydiver shenanigans late night at the drive-thru. Jumper buddy & I stopped at a bar just before last call on the way back from the DZ once...(yeah a BAR...go figure) Bar tender came up and I ordered 'a couple of beers'... he hand 'em BOTH to me, and asks my buddy what HE wants?! My buddy, deadpans without missing a beat ~ "67 screw drivers & a diet coke-no ice" Bartender never cracked a smile...and brought 'em all ! We gave away 1/2 of them to the local drunks, we're STILL heroes every time we stop there...IIRC the tab was around 400.00, went on his credit card with a 2.00 'tip' MOST memorable quote of the night~ " Don't think I can drink all this in 20 minutes, can I get a 'to-go' cup...for the COKE!? " ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #18 January 17, 2012 Beware!!!! Now I want a Mcnugget Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #19 January 18, 2012 Mickey D - that's me. Thought for a horrible moment you'd hacked my webcam. Don't you mean Maccy D's? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 January 19, 2012 Quote Mickey D - that's me. Thought for a horrible moment you'd hacked my webcam. Don't you mean Maccy D's? I dunno. You got burgers and fries at your place?We'll be right over.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
