gonzalesna 0 #1 March 7, 2012 Post your favorite work related one-liner. This isn't an office... it's hell with flourescent lighting.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 March 7, 2012 I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted a paycheck.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 March 7, 2012 Quote Post your favorite work related one-liner. This isn't an office... it's hell with flourescent lighting. Working here is like pissing yourself in a brown suit...... you get a lovely warm feeling but nobody notices! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 March 7, 2012 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splat123 0 #5 March 7, 2012 I should have paid attentsion at school & got a proper fucking job ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 March 7, 2012 What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #7 March 7, 2012 "It's not just a job......it's a sentence." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #8 March 7, 2012 Careful of who's toes you're stepping on, for they might be connected the the ass you'll want to kiss later.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #9 March 7, 2012 "This is our receptionist. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago." Bob: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it, Bob "We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #10 March 7, 2012 Quote What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Are you saying it's not!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 March 7, 2012 The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But it IS on the list. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 March 7, 2012 You CANT Fire me, SLAVES have to be sold.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 March 7, 2012 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 March 8, 2012 I can't give you a raise but I can give you a title! How about Senior Bartender? -Rebecca to WoodyMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 March 8, 2012 If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.I work on an airfield My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 March 8, 2012 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 March 8, 2012 Shit or get off the pot. At Nortel, I told one of my lazy-ass bozos that and he complained to the Director. The D calls me in for a "conference". D: You can't say that! Me: Why not? D: You can't say that! Me: OK. YOU tell him. D: I can't say that! Me: Listen, sometimes you just have to tell the lazy bums to shit or get off the pot. So tell him however your like. Just tell him to shit or get off the pot in whatever language you want....as long as he shits or gets off the pot I don't care. D: Ok. Ok...Go back to work. *sigh*My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigbearfng 16 #18 March 8, 2012 A boss is like a diaper.........always on your ass and full of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 March 8, 2012 ~A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 March 8, 2012 I'll try to be nicer if you'll try being smarter.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #21 March 8, 2012 Why put off until tomorrow what you can ignore entirely...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 March 8, 2012 I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was blaming you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 March 8, 2012 I see the screw up fairy has come to visit again... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 March 8, 2012 You could fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #25 March 8, 2012 I don't need anger management...I just need people to stop pissing me off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites