promise5 17 #1 January 21, 2013 Soo I now know that those small bottles of smirnoff's is vodka not smirnoff's coolers which I am use to drinking. Holy crap!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 January 21, 2013 And you were wondering why you kept falling downBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #3 January 22, 2013 You didn't know that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 22, 2013 Quote Soo I now know that those small bottles of smirnoff's is vodka not smirnoff's coolers which I am use to drinking. Holy crap!!! How's the hangover this morning? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 January 22, 2013 No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #6 January 22, 2013 Smirnoff, that's just stylish, "hip" white stuff burning in your oesophagus on its way down to your tummy If you want to taste some exceptionally good vodka look for "Zubrovka" Polish vodka with a blade of grass in it. (I hope the link works as it contains diacritical signs...) If ya wanna taste real Russian vodka do NOT look for any of them stylish brands and/or bottles with the "onion" look (like the "onion towers" of Russian Orthodox churches), just look for simple bottles with a simple label on it. Best one but ought to be hard to find in 'merica I suppose. The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 January 23, 2013 I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #8 January 23, 2013 Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. Ya should up your game before you start hanging out at the dz often. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 January 23, 2013 Last time I tried"upping" my game, I ended up in the garage telling my dog she was the only one that loved me. Just forget I said that No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #10 January 23, 2013 Quote Last time I tried"upping" my game, I ended up in the garage telling my dog she was the only one that loved me. Just forget I said that Let's go hang out sometime. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #11 January 23, 2013 Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. Butt-chugging vodka???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #13 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. Butt-chugging vodka??? Sooooo not going thereNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. Butt-chugging vodka??? Sooooo not going there That vodka was in small bottles. Shouldn't have hurt too much.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 January 24, 2013 Now this is crossing over to Billy Vance sick and twistedNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,350 #16 January 24, 2013 QuoteNow this is crossing over to Billy Vance sick and twisted It's the Bonfire. Just about everything ends up getting sick and perverted. But nothing is as weird, sick and twisted as BV's thread. And you may not realize it, but there's a lot of stuff that the mods have deleted."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 January 24, 2013 QuoteQuoteNow this is crossing over to Billy Vance sick and twisted It's the Bonfire. Just about everything ends up getting sick and perverted. But nothing is as weird, sick and twisted as BV's thread. And you may not realize it, but there's a lot of stuff that the mods have deleted. REALLY?????? ooohhh crapit, I didn't get pass the first one and I needed eye bleach.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote Now this is crossing over to Billy Vance sick and twisted It's the Bonfire. Just about everything ends up getting sick and perverted. But nothing is as weird, sick and twisted as BV's thread. And you may not realize it, but there's a lot of stuff that the mods have deleted. Heh. Another sweet and innocent one that needs indoctrination.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,350 #19 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Now this is crossing over to Billy Vance sick and twisted It's the Bonfire. Just about everything ends up getting sick and perverted. But nothing is as weird, sick and twisted as BV's thread. And you may not realize it, but there's a lot of stuff that the mods have deleted. Heh. Another sweet and innocent one that needs indoctrination. That the usual suspects will do their utmost to corrupt per SOP. FIFY "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,056 #20 January 24, 2013 Hi promise, Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Butt-chugging vodka??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sooooo not going there You wouldn't be somebody named Lucky McSwervy in a previous lifetime would you? JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #21 January 24, 2013 Quote Hi promise, Quote I'm to much of a lightweight when it comes to drinking. That's why the vodka kicked me in the bum. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Butt-chugging vodka??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sooooo not going there You wouldn't be somebody named Lucky McSwervy in a previous lifetime would you? JerryBaumchen please say that's not a guy? I mean the whole turtle neck thing kinda put me into questionI don't need a "were you a guy in a former life to add to itlolNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #22 January 24, 2013 Lucky is a sweetie pie Jersey girl used to post here. She still pokes in from time to time. A real cutie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #23 January 24, 2013 whew!!!!!!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #24 January 24, 2013 Quote Last time I tried"upping" my game, I ended up in the garage telling my dog she was the only one that loved me. Just forget I said that There's some truth to that. I always liked the joke: "If you want to know who loves you, lock your dog and your spouse in the trunk for an hour; then, see who is happy to see you when you let them out."I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote . And you may not realize it, but there's a lot of stuff that the mods have deleted. REALLY?????? ooohhh crapit, I didn't get pass the first one and I needed eye bleach. Sissy. There's a lot of really funny shit in there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
