Abedy 0 #26 March 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote http://beaverliquors.com/ Lived near there. The radio commercials were parodies of "Leave it to Beaver" TV show. Check out the shirts: http://beaverliquors.com/beaver-apparel-for-men-and-women/apparel.html The beaver fucking the rabbit shirt... The 10 way T-shirt was also kinda funny, though a little too direct, but hey it's related to heavy spirits... The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #27 March 24, 2013 Quote And of course there is Fucking, Austria. When I went to Germany a few months ago, I saw a town called "Kissing" In France, there is a town called "Condom" http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=condom,+France&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.ZWU&biw=1365&bih=648&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=-DVPUbKQJ9CJhQfR2IGADg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #28 March 24, 2013 Quote Quote And of course there is Fucking, Austria. When I went to Germany a few months ago, I saw a town called "Kissing" In France, there is a town called "Condom" http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=condom,+France&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.ZWU&biw=1365&bih=648&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=-DVPUbKQJ9CJhQfR2IGADg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg How long does it take to get from Kissing to Fucking?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #29 March 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote And of course there is Fucking, Austria. When I went to Germany a few months ago, I saw a town called "Kissing" In France, there is a town called "Condom" http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=condom,+France&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.ZWU&biw=1365&bih=648&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=-DVPUbKQJ9CJhQfR2IGADg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg How long does it take to get from Kissing to Fucking? According to Google, less than 3 hours!!! https://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&tab=wl"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #30 March 24, 2013 Then there's "Bad Kissingen" (http://goo.gl/maps/v4zT2) The word "Bad" means "Bath" - a place where people can go to cure or alleviate ailments, quite often by bathing in warm water ;-) Near my town, there is a small town called "Lederhose". Tourists are usually fascinated. No leather trousers are made there, though ;-)The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #31 March 24, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote And of course there is Fucking, Austria. When I went to Germany a few months ago, I saw a town called "Kissing" In France, there is a town called "Condom" http://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&q=condom,+France&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.ZWU&biw=1365&bih=648&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=-DVPUbKQJ9CJhQfR2IGADg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg How long does it take to get from Kissing to Fucking? According to Google, less than 3 hours!!! https://maps.google.fr/maps?hl=fr&tab=wl That works for me!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #32 March 24, 2013 Is it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #33 March 24, 2013 Quote Is it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? Not a Kraftwerk fan, eh?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #34 March 24, 2013 Quote Quote Is it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? Not a Kraftwerk fan, eh? Never heard of them before. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #35 March 25, 2013 QuoteIs it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? It's pronounced like "owsfart"Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #36 March 25, 2013 Quote Quote Is it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? It's pronounced like "owsfart" That takes all the fun out of the word, then. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #37 March 25, 2013 ow-s-fart?? as in OW! I Fart?? oh crud I can't believe I'm talking about that now No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #38 March 25, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Is it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? Not a Kraftwerk fan, eh? Never heard of them before. Dammit. I misread your question and missed "exit"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #39 March 25, 2013 Dammit. I misread your question and missed "exit". That's OK. Take the next one and backtrack. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #40 March 25, 2013 Do you really think he's going to back track if he exits at Climax?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #41 March 25, 2013 Quote Do you really think he's going to back track if he exits at Climax?? Dammit, I missed the Fucking exit."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 March 25, 2013 Quote Quote Do you really think he's going to back track if he exits at Climax?? Dammit, I missed the Fucking exit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavscout73 0 #43 March 26, 2013 Quote Quote I had a sewing machine overhauled here: http://makeitsew.biz/ It is run by a couple who are big Star Trek fans. Always heard of the furniture store "Sofa King", where prices are Sofa King low! If I remember right I think its in fort Lauderdale. Sofa kings bar. The foods sofa king good, the beer is sofa king cold and the waitresses are sofa king hot.. Next time im down there im gonna have to see if it still exists.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #44 March 26, 2013 Maybe you could get to Fucking in Austria a bit quicker using the bus in the attached photo. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #45 March 26, 2013 QuoteIs it true that the German word for highway exit is Assfart (sp)? Unfortunately not, it's Ausfahrt. But nevertheless, I like the word above ;-) I also like the Dutch word "Uitrit" which - to someone speaking German - sounds like "Ausritt", which means to have a ride on a horse.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
