promise5 17 #1 April 6, 2013 After having a hilarious conversation with a skydiving friend of mine,I thought I would ask if anyone else has some funny stories about not remembering (until the next morning) what you've done after having a few to many beers. What I got out of the conversation with my friend: drank to many beers,put a 2 liter of mountain dew in the oven,put the chinese take out menu in the fridge,ordered 20 (possibly pink) t-shirts on line,walked outside not completely dressed and was locked out,scared the crap out of the neighbor when they walked through their door to ask to use the phone. There are a few other things but didn't want to write toooo much. lol lol Funny thing is he didn't see it as hilarious as I didNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #2 April 6, 2013 Quote After having a hilarious conversation with a skydiving friend of mine,I thought I would ask if anyone else has some funny stories about not remembering (until the next morning) what you've done after having a few to many beers. What I got out of the conversation with my friend: drank to many beers,put a 2 liter of mountain dew in the oven,put the chinese take out menu in the fridge,ordered 20 (possibly pink) t-shirts on line,walked outside not completely dressed and was locked out,scared the crap out of the neighbor when they walked through their door to ask to use the phone. There are a few other things but didn't want to write toooo much. lol lol Need video."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #3 April 6, 2013 I know!!!! Then I would have had black mail material. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 6, 2013 What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #5 April 6, 2013 Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Did they involve fireP5 if your at a dz after dark be very careful around the firepit and drunk jumpers. Fires eat jumpersOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Did they involve fireP5 if your at a dz after dark be very careful around the firepit and drunk jumpers. Fires eat jumpers And keep the fucking locals out and away from the bonfire at nights. At Fitzgerald, some asshole threw live ammo into the fire. One guy got hit in the hand. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #7 April 6, 2013 Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Or Dz.com or FB or....lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Or Dz.com or FB or.... Or being drunk at the DZ and forgetting to log off your facebook or dropzone.com account on the DZ computer.... There were some fucking hysterical instances of that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #9 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Or Dz.com or FB or.... Or being drunk at the DZ and forgetting to log off your facebook or dropzone.com account on the DZ computer.... There were some fucking hysterical instances of that. Smart people log off EVERYTHING before the beer light comes on.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. Or Dz.com or FB or.... Or being drunk at the DZ and forgetting to log off your facebook or dropzone.com account on the DZ computer.... There were some fucking hysterical instances of that. Smart people log off EVERYTHING before the beer light comes on. Exactly. And leave the cameras in their vehicles or gear bags or whatever. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #11 April 6, 2013 Don't forget to secure your paper logbook, too . lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #12 April 6, 2013 But, this didn't happen at the DZ so its fair game to share!! Pay back!!! lol lol How's that broken arm?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #13 April 6, 2013 Quote Need video. Actually, I will disagree. The suffusion of readily accessible and sometimes even clandestine photo and video cameras has killed the party scene at boogies and parties. Elvisio "who needs proof when you're in denial" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 April 7, 2013 QuoteWhat happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics.that was only true before every fucktrard got a video camera or phone cameraYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 April 7, 2013 [replythat was only true before every fucktrard got a video camera or phone camera Video killed the Boogie star. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #16 April 7, 2013 Hell, video took one of the best parts out of jumping= Lying!!. No more: It wasn't me, the star turned, you guys fall too slow, etc, etc. To get back on subject, the worst thing I'll ever admit to doing was hunt for a guys tooth he lost baffing on top of a pin ball machine.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #17 April 7, 2013 Quote ... baffing on top of a pin ball machine. Sounds like a recipe for a tilt if I ever heard one. Elvisio "that, or you're doing it very very very wrong" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 April 7, 2013 Quote Quote What happens at the DZ usually STAYS at the DZ but yeah, I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics. that was only true before every fucktrard got a video camera or phone camera I could have been more specific. I have seen some EPIC episodes of drunken antics IN PERSON. Then again, that's probably true for anyone who's been to a boogie and stayed through the night. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #19 April 7, 2013 baffing????No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #20 April 7, 2013 I may be wrong but I think they mean: Bashing the bishop Spanking the monkey Choking the chicken The five knuckle shuffle An intimate evening with Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters etc, etc.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jono 0 #21 April 8, 2013 Copied from the sick & twisted thread.....All I can say [is] I really regret [it]," Krasnov told officials. "Nothing like this would happen if I were sober." http://gawker.com/5993612/fight-over-woman-ends-in-death-after-man-shoves-a-foot-up-his-friends-ass Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 April 8, 2013 If that's what means then holy crappit!!! How does someone lose a tooth?No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #23 April 8, 2013 Quote To get back on subject, the worst thing I'll ever admit to doing was hunt for a guys tooth he lost baffing on top of a pin ball machine. You want a tooth? I can get you a tooth."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #24 April 8, 2013 Quote If that's what means then holy crappit!!! How does someone lose a tooth? If you die via a foot shoved up your behind, I'm thinking crap is the least of your worries. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #25 April 8, 2013 Freshman year in the dorms, after a long night of drinking, I woke up with some paperwork on my desk saying I had been written up and needed to meet with the housing director of my hall...apparently, I passed out naked in the hallway, covered in pretzels, and my friends and RA had to drag me back to my room. Had the rugburn and pics to prove it One of my finer moments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
