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Skymama's memorable quotes turned into sig-lines thread

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Just saw this one: "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

I have no idea what prompted that one, and I'm not sure I want to.



DangerRoo showed up in Fitzgerald one time and passed out plastic penis straws to everyone. She had stopped at an Adult Store on her way to a boogie. She is such a sweet looking thing, but she obviously has some naughty girl in her! :o

I think I was offered something in addition to the purple straw she gave me and that's when I said I'm good, as in I don't need any other gifts. I still have the straw too! :ph34r:


I don't believe that was Roo's fault entirely. She did ride to Fitz with Jello J. :D:D:D:D:D

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I'll make your naked ass my avatar the next time I get a compromising picture of you!

annnd the clicky... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3525313;search_string=signature;#3525313
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I'll make your naked ass my avatar the next time I get a compromising picture of you!



I did make your ass my profile photo for a few hours. People didn't like it. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I'll make your naked ass my avatar the next time I get a compromising picture of you!



I did make your ass my profile photo for a few hours. People didn't like it. :P


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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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People who didn't see the thread probably think, "why on earth did she write that?" :o

Someone complained a thread was boring, I decided to liven it up a little. I aim to please. ;)

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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"I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air."

And then for good measure, she added: "There, is that better?"

Too good to let go by. :D



Sorry, I was late getting in here. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air."

And then for good measure, she added: "There, is that better?"

Too good to let go by. :D



Sorry, I was late getting in here. :D


"I like your panties" - Skymama

:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air."

And then for good measure, she added: "There, is that better?"

Too good to let go by. :D



Sorry, I was late getting in here. :D


"I like your panties" - Skymama

:D:D:D


In all fairness, they were quite cute!

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I could not resist.

This absolutely has to be in here:

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Quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or a blow job. Tell her to pick one. [Wink]


"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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