promise5 17 #2 November 15, 2013 Pffftttt! That's nothing I ripped the tags of my mattressNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #3 November 15, 2013 promise5Pffftttt! That's nothing I ripped the tags of my mattress Extra pointz for FELONY CONDUCT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #4 November 16, 2013 Seems like we're the only two that live on the edge. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie13 314 #5 November 16, 2013 i ripped the tags off of all the mattresses in a store once. that's bad. you're allowed to rip off your own tags._________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #6 November 16, 2013 I went swimming right after eating a sammich once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,371 #7 November 16, 2013 I was playing with molten lead in my backyard this afternoon."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #8 November 16, 2013 BigMikeH77 I'm a BMF! I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #9 November 16, 2013 Yeah..???? Well I Run with scissors.....and i do IT Often !!!..and i plan to do it AGAIN !!!... with the pointy end,,, facing OUT!!! " UH HUH that's right ... we bad ".. jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 November 16, 2013 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #11 November 16, 2013 skymama I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Jessica? I thought you just told us your name was Andrea."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 November 16, 2013 I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young girl squeal ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #13 November 16, 2013 airtwardo I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young girl squeal ? Throw me a bone here."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 November 16, 2013 ryoder ***I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young girl squeal ? Throw me a bone here.Leave this one alone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 November 16, 2013 Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school! Beat that! Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #16 November 16, 2013 promise5 Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school! Beat that! Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!! They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 November 16, 2013 ryoder ***Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school! Beat that! Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!! They caught you and the BF under the bleachers, eh?Are you kidding me? My mom would have whooped my bum! I don't even remember what I got the demerit slip for.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #18 November 16, 2013 I once dug for an IED with my bare hands because it was a "really nice day" just in case.. Now here I am, eating Junior Mints... Edited to include: My mom would KICK MY ASS if she knew that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyH 0 #19 November 16, 2013 NOPE Im most bad ass... I went to Disneychannel.com WITHOUT MY PARENTS PERMISSION Carpe Diem, even if it kills me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #20 November 16, 2013 Alright I didn't want to go here but you've left me no choice and well if people think badly of me well then so be it. I except the consequences for my confession of badness. I got stopped for speeding on base once and I gave them my twins license instead of mine. Yup, they gave her a warning. Well, I guess they gave me a warning but really it was her because it was her license. There!!! I confessed!!! Call the MP's!!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #21 November 16, 2013 Unadulterated genius. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 November 16, 2013 BigMikeH77 Unadulterated genius. Yeah, for those who have someone who looks just like them. @ P5: Did your sis know you had her ID? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #23 November 16, 2013 We shared a purse most of the time. So yeah it wasn't unusual for either one of us to have the others wallet with ID or license. But,I didn't feel the need to let her know about her warning until a few weeks later when her dog chewed on a pair of boots I really liked. The thing is even though we're identical we really don't look that much alike.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #24 November 16, 2013 promise5 Ha! I once signed my dads name to a demerit slip I got at school! Beat that! Yeah I got a demerit slip! I'm bad oh yeah I'm bad!! You sound like a kindred spirit........cause I signed MY Dads name,,, to the WAIVER I completed for My First Static line Jump... Picked up the blank paper at a thursday night training class.. " Completed " it the next day with a spot On forgery, Had the page Notarized, at a local bank.....(she notarized MY signing of the paper.) The DZO only cared about whether I PAID or Not,,, and never looked twice at the waiver. I Jumped on saturday. Oh.. I did NOT ROB the bank...... ( guess I'm not REALLY, all that bad ) Then, a couple of years later, after finding out that the DZO was only in it for himself, and cared little for others,,,, I STOLE that original waiver from a file cabinet in his office... ( during the days waaaay before there was a Xerox machine ) Took the original and told my brothers,,, "If anything happens to me while jumping there......Sue His Ass"..Not sure,, but I think "That's Bad "..... jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 November 16, 2013 I threw a boot in the windsock once back in the round daze! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
