Tink1717 2 #1 February 24, 2014 ...a 93 year old woman from a bath tub. I may be scarred for life. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #2 February 24, 2014 I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Next time he called for EMS I let the guys go in and stayed in the truck. I KNOW I'm scared for life! Not that I looked. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #3 February 24, 2014 promise5 I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Next time he called for EMS I let the guys go in and stayed in the truck. I KNOW I'm scared for life! Not that I looked. You looked, didn't you?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #4 February 24, 2014 promise5I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. What did you tell him?"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 February 24, 2014 I didn't look!! Stared at his face the whole time.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #6 February 24, 2014 promise5I didn't look!! Stared at his face the whole time. You totally looked.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #7 February 24, 2014 promise5 I didn't look!! Stared at his face the whole time. If you looked at his face the whole time, then how did you know he was naked?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 February 24, 2014 promise5 I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Jeez, gonna give all the dirty old men a bad reputation. I would have told him it's hard to be impressive when you can't even climb out of a damn tub. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 February 24, 2014 It was obvious from when we were walking in that he wasNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 February 24, 2014 Not too many people get in the tub with their clothes on, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #11 February 24, 2014 promise5 It was obvious from when we were walking in that he was Big package, eh?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 February 24, 2014 Tink1717 ...a 93 year old woman from a bath tub. I may be scarred for life. Awwww!! You're a sweetie!! Hope the old gal will be ok!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #13 February 24, 2014 ryoder ***I didn't look!! Stared at his face the whole time. If you looked at his face the whole time, then how did you know he was naked?Give her a break, she is still confused from the fright. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 February 24, 2014 promise5 I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Next time he called for EMS I let the guys go in and stayed in the truck. I KNOW I'm scared for life! Not that I looked. One of the funniest moments I had with my Dad was a few months before he passed away. He was in the hospital and trying to get out of bed. His hospital gown pulled away from his waist by the bedcovers and I saw his junk plain as day. I was like, "Dad, noooo!!! I can see your junk!!" He was more embarrassed than I was. I went 40 something years never seeing my Dad naked until then. I was traumatized. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #15 February 24, 2014 promise5 I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Next time he called for EMS I let the guys go in and stayed in the truck. I KNOW I'm scared for life! Not that I looked. You never know unless you ask. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,178 #16 February 24, 2014 My father had something sort of similar -- he had fallen suffered a pretty serious head injury, but it hadn't quite set in yet (i.e. he was still pretty coherent). So he's at the ER and the young nurse is undressing him. My brother said that his comment then was "you know, I usually get a lot of money for this." Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 February 24, 2014 mjosparky ***I had an 80 year old naked man that asked me if I was impressed with his package. Next time he called for EMS I let the guys go in and stayed in the truck. I KNOW I'm scared for life! Not that I looked. You never know unless you ask. Sparky Years ago we had a mentally unstable prisoner the Judge was attempting to arraign. The dude jumped the bar (while handcuffed with his hands behind his back ), flipped the Defense table and then pulled down his pants and was shaking his junk all around asking us if we wanted some, he KNEW we wanted some. We went off the record once he was subdued and removed from the courtroom and we laughed our ass off. Ahhhh.... night court. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #18 February 24, 2014 Back in IN, my GF's older brother was police chief in a medium-sized city. His backyard was bordered by a good-sized river. One winter day he was in his sweats, in the basement lifting weights. He heard screaming down by the river. He ran out to the backyard to find his neighbor lady frantic because her dog had fallen through the iced-over river and was about to drown. He valiantly jumped in, grabbed the dog, and came struggling back to shore. As he climbed out of the river carrying the dog, his soggy sweatpants dropped to his ankles. Yes, he was going commando. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 February 24, 2014 wmw999 My father had something sort of similar -- he had fallen suffered a pretty serious head injury, but it hadn't quite set in yet (i.e. he was still pretty coherent). So he's at the ER and the young nurse is undressing him. My brother said that his comment then was "you know, I usually get a lot of money for this." Wendy P. I love it when they have a sense of humor about things!! My Dad ended up getting shingles (this was before the accidental penis viewing) and my brother and I were in his hospital room when his nurse came in to give him his medication. She asked him if it was OK to discuss his meds in front of us (she didn't know us yet) and he said yes, they're my kids. So, she said something like "and this one is Valtrex". My brother and I looked at each other and started laughing. I then asked my Dad something like, "Dad, did you bring something home from Korea you never told us about?" He started laughing and so did the nurse. I had no idea shingles (along with chicken pox) was part of the herpes family. My Dad said, "Hey, I've never had herpes or that God damn AIDS shit." We laughed so damn hard I almost cried. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #20 February 25, 2014 Quote Hope the old gal will be ok!! Too early to tell.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #21 February 25, 2014 QuoteI went 40 something years never seeing my Dad naked until then. I was traumatized. I saw my dad's junk the first time I thought that it was a good idea to knock on my parent's bedroom door to ask permission to change channels on Saturday morning.... before I understood that my parents really didn't give a rat's ass about what I was watching on Saturday morningOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 February 25, 2014 Tink1717 Quote Hope the old gal will be ok!! Too early to tell. She's in my prayers.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 February 25, 2014 labrys Quote I went 40 something years never seeing my Dad naked until then. I was traumatized. I saw my dad's junk the first time I thought that it was a good idea to knock on my parent's bedroom door to ask permission to change channels on Saturday morning.... before I understood that my parents really didn't give a rat's ass about what I was watching on Saturday morning Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
