keithbar 1 #1 May 22, 2015 tomorrow is my 54th birthday . the weather is looking great for the weekend . But I'm definitely too fat and lazy to do 54 jumps in one day. anybody got any bright ideas how I should celebrate it?i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #2 May 22, 2015 Birthday jump in birthday suit?I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #3 May 22, 2015 Birthday suit jump scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 May 23, 2015 As it's been said: Nekkid jump for birthdays. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #5 May 23, 2015 Oh hell. No. no one wants to see that.i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 May 23, 2015 keithbar Oh hell. No. no one wants to see that. It's how you came into the world on your BIRTH dayBut if you need some modesty.... https://jennyhansenauthor.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/man-undies_elephant_gknit.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #7 May 23, 2015 Amazon ***Oh hell. No. no one wants to see that. It's how you came into the world on your BIRTH dayBut if you need some modesty.... https://jennyhansenauthor.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/man-undies_elephant_gknit.jpgYou friends w/ this woman? Looks like something she/d wear. http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/life-below-zero/articles/sue-aikens/I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #8 May 23, 2015 keithbar Oh hell. No. no one wants to see that. This is where you''re mistaken. It's your chance to look the same as someone half your age. Free fall is the great equalizer. Nobody looks good naked in free fall, even when you're young and fit. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,102 #9 May 23, 2015 Birthday cake on the ride to altitude. Your fellow skydivers will take it from there. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 May 23, 2015 I always keep quiet when I'm jumping on my birthday. A closed mouth gathers no pie-in-the-face. . . .I made my 3000th jump on one of my b-days. Vskydiver ensured I got mega-pied. . . Now I don't tell her when I'm coming up on a "K" jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,167 #11 May 23, 2015 Be the only floater out of the plane; everyone else has to chase you and build a round on you. With your fall rate, that should be fun. Oh, and don't count, just go and let them figure it out Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 May 23, 2015 wmw999 Be the only floater out of the plane; everyone else has to chase you and build a round on you. With your fall rate, that should be fun. Oh, and don't count, just go and let them figure it out Wendy P. Haha, you say "ready set go" and leave. They stay in the plane and exit 10 seconds later for a separate skydive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 278 #13 May 27, 2015 JohnMitchell ***Be the only floater out of the plane; everyone else has to chase you and build a round on you. With your fall rate, that should be fun. Oh, and don't count, just go and let them figure it out Wendy P. Haha, you say "ready set go" and leave. They stay in the plane and exit 10 seconds later for a separate skydive. So, John, you want him to jump with all his friends? (Probably what they'd say after that! ) I liked Wendy's original idea. But to keep it from becoming what John suggests, make it a contest. Offer something cool to the ones who do make it into the star, and some kind of penalty for those who don't (last one to dock buys first round for those who made it in. Those who don't dock at all buy the second and third rounds for everyone who attempted). See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites