TheMonkey

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  1. 5. the dog shat all over the house 4. the dog shat all over the house 3. the dog shat all over the house 2. the dog shat all over the house 1. the girlfriend cleaned it up --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  2. damn you are hot bkdice! Ankie rocks! Mine new wings will be here in a few weeks, and it would most likely be totally screwed up if Ankie didn't care so much. She keeps calling to clarify all the places my dumb-ass screwed up the order form. Thank god she is patient! This is my second wings and won't be my last! monkey --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  3. is it down? or have i been infiltrated by spam crap that is redirecting me??? --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  4. are you serious? i am not talking with my friends about what altitude they should chase me to...it's not their job! it's my job to save my life and if i can't do that then that's the risk i take skydiving in the first place...with that said, they better chase my ass till ibounce! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  5. thanks to all --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  6. much appreciated... --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  7. word, that is what i was looking for, appreciate the response --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  8. i hear ya...then there is always the option of going to another rigger... --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  9. that may be true, but it fits in there, right? and if you are not a rigger you are not packing it, so it's not your hassle anyway... --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  10. I bet the guys at Mirage would know....try here --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  11. clear as mud, thanks, i think --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  12. anybody know what the difference between Lemon and Yellow is? is Yellow more of neon/dayglo bright??? --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  13. i refuse to whisper sweet nothins in Todd's ear got the casters and wheels, creepers built and work well...only draw back is the weight of the casters and wheels, heavier than I thought they would be, but they roll good and are comfy (plus i don't have to lay on them)... I'll be down Thursday morning girlie! and no, i am bailing on the tunnel trip would rather skydive than hang around the tunnel and drop loot that i don't have --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  14. appreciate the nuggets all....i went with Dunn & Company as they were about $2 cheaper per caster...the guy knew who you were Rehm... thanks again --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  15. Suggestions on where to get them??? Looking for something that will suffice, not sure whether to go with a wheel and caster combo or to piece them together using rollerblade wheels... add: i have checked with Casters of Oklahoma..Performa wheels and casters (125lbs capacity) are $9.85 a peice, I was looking to be a little cheaper than that... thanks, monkey --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  16. are you sure? I think it's more along the lines of: "Great skydive...I have to go change my jumpsuit because I just SH*T myself!" --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  17. not the best quality, but these are from this past halloween..... --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  18. kudos to you man, good laughs and great pics! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  19. i have never had any problems with the skydial, it is money! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  20. grab one of the packing donkeys at your dz and get them to show you how to do it...ask one of your instructros (note, if jumping is over and you give them a beer, they will probably be more than willing to show you)...or just watch someone else pack...and if all else fails, get some scissors and just cut off whatever parts of the canopy don't fit in the bag.... --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  21. oh thank you Doug...i am sending you vibes, along with every other jackass here that augers themselves into the turf and breaks something! i hope i win, it will help with my bid for Toolshed-Cyber-Donkey-That-Is-Too-Busy-Posting-To-Jump of the Year! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  22. they can try and use that in court all they want, however I have tapes upon tapes with the same/similar jokes with other students, so it's not part of my professionalism or lack there of, it's part of my schtick. We don't have to make jokes about death or accidents but i think it adds to the experience. These whuffos aren't coming back to jump again, they want the amusement park ride, they want to be entertained, scared, thrilled, exhilirated, and satisfied all in one jump. If I get them spun up with fear, calm them with jokes, be upbeat, crazy, and then give them the ride of their life with a killer video to take home...well that's what they are paying me for! just my $0.02, mind if i get some change --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  23. on the very rare occasion of actually wearing a full face, i have the shield removed and jump with sunglasses....else you can just leave it closed all the time...or get yourself a bigger hammer, and fix it the man-way! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  24. Packing Sucks! --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
  25. pixie dust and positive thinking --------------------- Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!