ScottishJohn

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  1. i'm not sure what a raggamuffin is but i do like the triple choc muffins you can buy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  2. nice picture of Aberdeen and home early to build a snowman with mini nacmac. I think when the say it's the wrong type of rain is just another way of saying we mis spent your council tax money and didn't bother to implement flood defences or upgrade drains. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  3. When you say in this country I can only assume that you mean the south of England. The rest of the uk has enough resouses to deal with a couple of inches of snow to ensure that all major roads and most minor roads are kept open for public transport. I also can't understand why you were so surprised when you opened your curtians this morning this cold spell and the snow have been well forecasted in advance since last week. Things should start to warm up again Fri - Sat with snow turning to rain. this may cause other problems with local floodind due to snow melt where there is a significant volume of snow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  4. 3rd definition of the word MUG Also to rob someone in a dark side street and demand their mobile phone and wallet with threats of physical violence ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  5. Its also possible to get a step through by flipping the back through the lines prior to putting the bag in the container. This sort of step through is not as easy to spot as noticing a step through at the start of a pck job. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  6. here's another one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  7. if you already have an Alti why bother with this. Save your money and by jump tickets. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  8. Doh, I was rushing to post before my boss got in. Joke 2 guys sitting in the pub talking 1st guy asks "what are you getting your wife for christmas" 2nd guy "Dimond necklace" 1st guy "i thought she wanted a new jeep" 2nd guy " i know but where the hell am i going to find a fake jeep from"
  9. just got this in my mail box this morning. It's form the urban legends section on snopes http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/pants.asp ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  10. If you get something you don't like , wrap it up again and give it to some one else next christmas. i think my sisters getting cheap aftershave from me again this year ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  11. Please post some pictures Dave ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  12. Which ones the Turkey ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  13. maybe this has something to do with it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  14. try this . http://www.smokecds.com/cd/11162 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  15. This is something most men have known for years. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_836165.html?menu=news.latestheadlines German scientists say a woman's rational thought disappears when she goes shopping. Researchers at the University of Munster in Germany said female shoppers simply lose the ability to think straight. They measured the electrical activity in the part of the brain which deals with common sense and rational thought in female shoppers. They discovered the part of the brain governing the emotions and pleasant feelings was in overdrive, says the Daily Record. The scientists also found men experience a similar loss of control when offered the chance to buy electrical gadgets, fast cars and computer games. Dr Michael Deppe said it might help to explain why women shoppers were often at a loss to explain how they found themselves window shopping and the next minute spending. He said: "The more expensive the product, the crazier the shoppers get. And when buying really expensive products, the part of the brain dealing with rational thought has reduced its activity to almost zero.'' "Bargain hunters are driven by emotional thought, not by common sense. The stimulation of the emotional centres shows that shopping is a stress relief. People do not have to think, and the brain rewards them with pleasurable feelings. By shopping, they are bypassing stress and just going with the pleasurable flow,'' he added. Story filed: 07:53 Friday 7th November 2003 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  16. 35 % of all statistics is made up. I read this thread and I don't know if crime is going up or down. We get these same statistics from our police here in Britain but they do nothing to comfort victims of crime or people that live in high crime areas. I would prefer if there was less statistitions sitting behind a desk and more police on the streets solving crime. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  17. Your soul is worth £19307. For your peace of mind, 50% of people have a purer soul than you. Any takers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  18. Oh, i haven't had a smokie for years. i must get one the next time i'm back home. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  19. Now the weather has turned bad in the UK we could put all our efforts into pegging your face. One of us must be able to beat 153. BTW - Port Glasgow , famous for ship building. The Comet was a paddle-steamer launched in Port Glasgow in 1812. Built by Henry Bell, it became the first sea-going steamship to operate commercially in Europe. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  20. I agree whith what he said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  21. Nope. i don't remember this . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  22. Does he have a car ? get his keys open the sun roof and fill his car full of the polystyrine packing chips. The look on his face will be priceless ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  23. Ohhh, who to support, this might be a bit of a hard choice ........ NOT anyone but England ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  24. late in for work this morning again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers