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Everything posted by keithbar
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i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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BillyVance's "You Can't Make This Up" News Stories Thread
keithbar replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
His mistake was not shooting the moose again to make sure it was dead. He won't make that mistake again.. I always go with the " touch the eyeball test". You poke them in the eyeball with the gun barrel . If they don't blink or twitch they are down for good . If the blink time for a finishing shot i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Do you feel even a little bit bad For the vols? If I was a fan that would have been painful i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Working the same nursing agency for ten years . I don't try to brag about jumping. But they all know I'm a jumper. . Hear the other day " oh you need to talk to so and so a new nurse she is a skydiver and got hurt doing it " meet her . so your a skydiver ? Hear you got hurt. Were you doing a tandem ?" Oh know we jumped from 14000 " but I had a problem with my chute and it was below 10000. " and you don't throw your reserve below 10000 " it was somewhat controllable but I landed hard and got hurt. So ok so how many jumps you got ? Oh that was back in 2008 I don't remember. at this point my Spidey sense is tingling pretty hard but I don't want to call her or lying bitch to her face Oh well rant over i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I can take or leave the chocolate Oreos. But I love the lemon cream one's
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Gary what's up ? Remember when your main closing loop broke right in my face while you where putting out a static line student. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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You the man . What's up dude you living the dream? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I saw it on tv on RTM they called fake. I tend to agree because wouldn't the wake turbulence have caused some kind of effect on the canopy ?? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Jump Run Dilemma - What Would You Do?
keithbar replied to Diogenes's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Clouds. What clouds ? It's merely industrial haze i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Strato Star, here's your chance?
keithbar replied to skyjumpenfool's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Those things were sketchy when they were new. If you collapse an end cell things go south quickly i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Will the Solar eclipse ruin a camera? I know it's stupid not to have the eclipse glasses over the lens but let's just say you have a pair of those glasses propped over the lens and are filming it and A gust of wind blows them off will it immediately ruin your camera ? I have plenty a skydiver videos where the sun is in the background for several seconds . Of course I try to avoid that but sometimes you can't i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Pete was a dear friend. I videoed maybe a hundred of his skysurf jumps RIP. And fly free my brother i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Do you have any slack left after tightening you chest strap? If so loosen it under canopy you will be more comfortable i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Why is a Mr. Bill called Mr. Bill
keithbar replied to LimaZulu's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
It's all good. Btw it's not a real mr bill unless the hanger on yells " OH NOOOO!" As he falls away i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Why is a Mr. Bill called Mr. Bill
keithbar replied to LimaZulu's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
Just google " mr. bill snl " i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Why is a Mr. Bill called Mr. Bill
keithbar replied to LimaZulu's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
I'm not sure what the poll is about. But it comes from an old Saturday night live sketch that was ongoing . With clay figures i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Sooo who has taken one in free fall? Where's the video ? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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But a 176 PDR and a 190 sabre main would be cosmic?? . i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Chart says 176 to 190 reserve. 190 op main any squeeze a 218 reserve in one? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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Almost every drop zone has the " no flying over the runway under 1000 ft rule". Keep your head on a swivel watch out for traffic both planes and other canopys i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I try to exist in the hear and now and not worry about my forward existence. But that is probably a bad retirement plan. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I was at the DZ looking in my gear bag yesterday . I have one that I have no intention of using you want it? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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I really cant pack parachute
keithbar replied to Sabrekakkonen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
. Wow glad it turned out ok for you. I love my lookma slider. But I have decided that it's easier to reattach as soon as it get to the packing area while I'm still wearing my rig i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
I really cant pack parachute
keithbar replied to Sabrekakkonen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Their is a saying how do I get to Carnegie Hall ? Practice practice practice i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . -
Hover boards ??? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .