keithbar

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  1. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. His mistake was not shooting the moose again to make sure it was dead. He won't make that mistake again.. I always go with the " touch the eyeball test". You poke them in the eyeball with the gun barrel . If they don't blink or twitch they are down for good . If the blink time for a finishing shot i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. Do you feel even a little bit bad For the vols? If I was a fan that would have been painful i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  4. Working the same nursing agency for ten years . I don't try to brag about jumping. But they all know I'm a jumper. . Hear the other day " oh you need to talk to so and so a new nurse she is a skydiver and got hurt doing it " meet her . so your a skydiver ? Hear you got hurt. Were you doing a tandem ?" Oh know we jumped from 14000 " but I had a problem with my chute and it was below 10000. " and you don't throw your reserve below 10000 " it was somewhat controllable but I landed hard and got hurt. So ok so how many jumps you got ? Oh that was back in 2008 I don't remember. at this point my Spidey sense is tingling pretty hard but I don't want to call her or lying bitch to her face Oh well rant over i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  5. I can take or leave the chocolate Oreos. But I love the lemon cream one's
  6. Gary what's up ? Remember when your main closing loop broke right in my face while you where putting out a static line student. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. You the man . What's up dude you living the dream? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  8. I saw it on tv on RTM they called fake. I tend to agree because wouldn't the wake turbulence have caused some kind of effect on the canopy ?? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. Clouds. What clouds ? It's merely industrial haze i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. Those things were sketchy when they were new. If you collapse an end cell things go south quickly i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. Will the Solar eclipse ruin a camera? I know it's stupid not to have the eclipse glasses over the lens but let's just say you have a pair of those glasses propped over the lens and are filming it and A gust of wind blows them off will it immediately ruin your camera ? I have plenty a skydiver videos where the sun is in the background for several seconds . Of course I try to avoid that but sometimes you can't i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  12. Pete was a dear friend. I videoed maybe a hundred of his skysurf jumps RIP. And fly free my brother i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. Do you have any slack left after tightening you chest strap? If so loosen it under canopy you will be more comfortable i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  14. It's all good. Btw it's not a real mr bill unless the hanger on yells " OH NOOOO!" As he falls away i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. Just google " mr. bill snl " i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. I'm not sure what the poll is about. But it comes from an old Saturday night live sketch that was ongoing . With clay figures i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. Sooo who has taken one in free fall? Where's the video ? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. keithbar

    J4k

    But a 176 PDR and a 190 sabre main would be cosmic?? . i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. keithbar

    J4k

    Chart says 176 to 190 reserve. 190 op main any squeeze a 218 reserve in one? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. Almost every drop zone has the " no flying over the runway under 1000 ft rule". Keep your head on a swivel watch out for traffic both planes and other canopys i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. I try to exist in the hear and now and not worry about my forward existence. But that is probably a bad retirement plan. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. I was at the DZ looking in my gear bag yesterday . I have one that I have no intention of using you want it? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  23. . Wow glad it turned out ok for you. I love my lookma slider. But I have decided that it's easier to reattach as soon as it get to the packing area while I'm still wearing my rig i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  24. Their is a saying how do I get to Carnegie Hall ? Practice practice practice i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  25. Hover boards ??? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .