Skootz

Note to self : snorting tequila is not a good idea when you have to work the next day.

Check for a pulse.

And I didn't say that....I asked if you wanted to stir shit.....because shit stirring is fun!

Shit...who did Clay knock up this time?

So....do you think Turtle needs help shit stirring?

Nipple wrestling, of course! But I would rather shit stir.

Well hell....since that's my home dz I better vote. Congrats on the engagement.

Amazing pictures. One day I hope to take an Epic trip like that!

RBF - Random Boogie Fuck but I wouldn't know about that because I'm sweet and innocent!

You got fucking tickets?!?! Is that better than the Prairie Screw??

http://lmtribune.com/northwest/article_85b1ade7-15a0-512e-abfe-65d63d85b8a4.html Leave it to Sanders to make sure the paper got his quote right...."make sure they had their cell phones, $10 cash, a credit card and a condom."

Could you give each of my raffle tickets a kiss and a boobie rub.....for good luck you know!

Money is sent! Thank you for organizing all of this. I know it's NEVER easy to herd cats....I mean skydivers! Awesome job Cyndi!!!

First.....what is up with all these people not having a kiss pass?!?!? 1. Whats your name? Skootzie! 2. How old are you? Turning 33 next month 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? I reached a big goal in life....I decided to celebrate by scaring the shit out of myself. Never would have EVER thought I'd do it more than once.....let alone fall in love with it. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Taken 5. Do you have kids? Nope 6. What do you drive? Volvo who thinks she is a 4 wheel drive car. 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? One of my favorite things!!! A surprise night jump kiss pass was the best! 8. Where do you live? Montana! - - The best place EVER! 9. Do you have any pets? One amazing dog who I am super luck to have found! 10. How many jumps do you have? 250....only one jump this year. Not a good year...but buying a new canopy and will be back in the air with style next season. 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue grey 12. What is your nationality? Dirty Pirate Hooker! 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Not really....but the internet is the connection I have with my husband for half the year. 14. Favorite Movie(s)? Super Troopers 15. What do you do when you aren't skydiving? Prepare for six months of winter.....does that count? 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Nope....not yet. 17. If not... do you want to? I've wanted to ever since I went to Twin. I was totally addicted. I don't know if I have it in myself to do....horrible scared of heights.....cry if I have to climb a ladder scared of heights. 18. Do you have siblings? One sister....she is 8 years older. 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Yap 20. What's your favorite color? PINK!!!!! 21. Where was the last place you flew to (not skydiving )? Sitka, Alaska on my honeymoon.

Will do! I know they will be on my FB page. www.facebook.com/planekate The party will be in about two weeks!

To all of you that helped with this....THANK YOU!!!! They called the contest early!!! Harvey will be receiving an amazing Patron welcome home cake!! Thank you all again!

3some anyone? He saw your post and is totally interested! PM me and I'll tell you his screen name.

Good!!!! I think you should post pictures of him trying on the corsets on FB!

As DPH #1 I'm really pretty disappointed in him. Tisk tisk tisk!

Thank you guys so much!!!

And totally rude of me, I'm sorry. Good luck and hurry home from over there. And thank you for everything you do!

Thank you so much!!!!! I really appreciate it! By the way....the cake that they have designed is a bottle of Patron, his favorite, with a BASE jumper jumping off the top. To the others who helped by liking the page....THANK YOU too!!!!

he didnt even buy his first one yet! he borrowed one for his initiation! I thought he bought a blue one.......am I wrong???? I will be so disappointed!!!

Since I don't usually do the FB birthdays.......HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Birthday to you!!!!! Now go be a good hooker and buy another corset!

Alright....over the years I've clicked, voted, etc for many of you guys out there. I'd really really really like some help from you all. Chris Harvey, BASE jumper, skydiver and fellow dz.com, but I can't remember his log on, is coming home from Iraq in two weeks after spending the past 13 months over there. The group down in Star, Idaho are going to throw him one kick ass, Patron filled, welcome home party. They are hoping to win him a free cake from this place http://www.facebook.com/pages/Peace-of-Cake/52068942660?sk=wall So the task at hand....please like this FB page. Then ***important*** you have to write on their wall that Beth Chapman sent you. The contest ends on Tuesday night. After that you can unlike the page. Thank you!!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!!