Skootz

Nope.... I go with Skymama

Shit stirrer!!!!!! BOTH of you!!!!! But I'm surprised that I'm not having alien or sheep babies. Have you been fucking Sheep? Skootz Argh!!! You are lucky that you are so far away!!!! I shake my fist at you!!! SS wait! you met an alien!? ANNND had sex with it?!?! thats awsome!! how was it?? turtle Gosh darn it!!!!!! Both of you on my list!!!!! Tumbo....I think you are quickly becoming a SS too! Well how else are you going to have EITHER Sheep or Alien babies? I mean your guy isn't an alien - he isn't a Ram . . . So - the logical conclusion is that you had a threeway With an alien as they were doing their abduction thing or you are very unparticular with whom or what you sleep with. just saying . . . he has a point. . . skootz Turtle....I figured you'd figure out a way to make a sheep fucker reference......

Shit stirrer!!!!!! BOTH of you!!!!! But I'm surprised that I'm not having alien or sheep babies. Have you been fucking Sheep? Skootz Argh!!! You are lucky that you are so far away!!!! I shake my fist at you!!! SS wait! you met an alien!? ANNND had sex with it?!?! thats awsome!! how was it?? turtle Gosh darn it!!!!!! Both of you on my list!!!!! Tumbo....I think you are quickly becoming a SS too!

Shit stirrer!!!!!! BOTH of you!!!!! But I'm surprised that I'm not having alien or sheep babies. Have you been fucking Sheep? Skootz Argh!!! You are lucky that you are so far away!!!! I shake my fist at you!!! SS

Shit stirrer!!!!!! BOTH of you!!!!! But I'm surprised that I'm not having alien or sheep babies.

Looks like a slow day so far.....now researching scholarships. Anyone know of any for poor skydiver DPH's looking to get her accounting degree? Turtle....

I'm going to be solo at work today because 3 of the guys all came down with the flu. Should be an interesting day. God, I really hope it is quiet today! SouthernMan

AWWWWW!!!! LisaH!!!! Good morning to you!!!!

Oh no! You're vomiting too?! :( and yea, pizza, not the best choice. Marinara = acidic = rips your throat apart... Feel better sweetheart. DD Good morning all!!! Hope you all enjoyed Christmas!! Turtle

Damn you Vint! It's half a fuck day.....waiting for the other half to get home. - - running away now....

You should be able to buy it on Amazon and have it 1 day shipped. I was just on there and they are still advertising 9 hours left to have presents before 12/25. Or go to BestBuy....they should have it. And hahahahhaa I love the name!

So what happens to the skydivers no one will adopt? Hahahahaha we go out to the dropzone....and become dz bums.

The holiday spirit has gotten me incredibly horny.

So...who is it that gets stuck cleaning up behind the others? How is that working out? Hahhahaa, I usually clean up dinner because I cook and I can't stand leaving the mess. We only have one bathroom......with that many people sharing it there is no room for mess. It seriously has never been an issue.

I'd go with Monday - Saturday with Sundays off to recuperate. All of Sunday off?!?! Not even a quickie in the morning?

I've got about 75 fuck days ahead of me... anyone wanna help me out? Hahahhahaa how could any woman resist that line!! That should make all the panties drop...... I'll just go get my Mirage and take it to the bar! No....that doesn't work this month. Remember....they took a month off from being panty droppers.

I currently live with 5 skydivers (we call the house the Skydiver Pound). I couldn't imagine it any other way. We've all lived together for about 1.5 years now....and it's pretty darn good. There are some frustrations every now and then, but nothing huge.

I've got about 75 fuck days ahead of me... anyone wanna help me out? Hahahhahaa how could any woman resist that line!! That should make all the panties drop......

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/3429/stuck-at-work/ So this got me thinking......I really think we should have Fuck Days. "Sorry Boss.....I'm calling in for my fuck day!"

You should be able to buy it on Amazon and have it 1 day shipped. I was just on there and they are still advertising 9 hours left to have presents before 12/25. Or go to BestBuy....they should have it. And hahahahhaa I love the name!

The ipad is pretty nice.........but I would have never spent that much on it for myself. I'm just fine with my laptop and kindle. But I think my mom would love it if the keyboard thing was a little more user friendly......that might come with time, but now it just drives me insane. The autocorrect thing is horrible and i still can't figure out how to move my curser around without deleting everything. And good morning all from a sneezey Skootzie again this morning. Turtle.... And Happy Birthday SouthernMan!!!

so to top off the newness of the iPad....I'm house sitting and they on.y have satellite internet so it's super slow. Back to dd.....and shacking presents was alwAys my favorite thing!!!

Hmmmmm.......just getting outta bed?!? Totally jealous!!! I think Skitzikins will work for me. Rider.....or did he really head out shopping?

Good job Vader!!! I quit again too along with Clay after Prairie. Chantix is an amazing drug. I only had good dreams while I was on it.....and I could remember EVERY detail. Had a funny dream about Pixar sheep that go meep when I touched their blue, green and purple noses. Still one of the best (non-sex) dream of my life.