npgraphicdesign

Way to kiss and tell.... *disclaimer: no kissing was invovled.

I don't know how to respond to this and what brought on this comment, but I'll think of something witty and get back to you...

If a husband buys his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason If a woman has a ring on her finger she's married. If she has a necklace on her neck, it doesn't mean anything. If she has a ring and a necklace, she's married but it doesn't mean anything. A screw hammered into the wall with a hammer is more durable then a nail screwed into a wall with a screw driver If you want to feel like a star, sit on a Christmas tree. Never be afraid to perform a task which you've never done. Remember that Noah's Ark was built by an amateur, and the Titanic was built by professionals. Ladies and Gentleman! Take a trip on the Russian airline Aerflot! Hurry, they don't have many planes left! When a woman says she has nothing to wear, that means she's run out of new clothing. When a main says the same thing, it means he's run out of clean clothing. If your relatives haven't called you for a while, that means they are doing well. If you're arguing with an idiot, he's probably doing the same. Oh, I'm sorry for talking while you're interrupting. A lottery is the best way to tally up the number of optimists. Regarding marriage: There's only a brief moment between your ex-husband/wife and your next spouse. That moment is called life. The ultimate level of embarrassment: eyes on opposite sides of a key hole.

Well, it gave me focus. Which I really, really needed. And it beat the hell out of playing golf. My clubs haven't seen the light of day since I made the first tandem July 4th. I have to come up for golf here, focus is the key to golf. I played enough to qualify for the US Open one year. It takes a tremeduos amount of focus and dedication at the practice range to get to that level. Of course your not going to die if you screw up but you could loose a boat load of money. Standing over a 3 footer for birdie or par for 2 or 3 grand will make your pooper just a liiiiiiittle tighter. Your signature is hilarious...reminds me of the classic Mitch Hedberg line: "I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get f***ing pissed off if she heard me say that."

Eh? I guess people in CT don't speak English either, because I have no clue what you just said...

Well, it gave me focus. Which I really, really needed. And it beat the hell out of playing golf. My clubs haven't seen the light of day since I made the first tandem July 4th. Amen...but i guess my sarcasm didn't come through loud and clear... oh well... And here I was thinking serious thoughts and all.......... Ahhhh the beauty of the internet! There goes my idea of our romantic skydiving getaway in New England...

Well, it gave me focus. Which I really, really needed. And it beat the hell out of playing golf. My clubs haven't seen the light of day since I made the first tandem July 4th. Amen...but i guess my sarcasm didn't come through loud and clear... oh well...

What's in it for me?

How much do YOU like the band? Well they are my favorite band...i have their full discography...

How much healthier can you be with only 6 jumps?

I routinely have 4-6 browser tabs open between at least two different browser sessions. None are on search engines though. Google search is built into the browser. Fake 'expert knowledge'...how sad....

I hate to have to be the one to break this to you, but you really need to get over the concept that skydiving somehow makes you macho or tough or manly or whatever the hell it is that makes you think YOU are somehow not the "pansy" your friends are just because you skydive and they don't. Skydiving is a broad spectrum sport. People of all types take part in it. About the only real separation is that skydivers tend to have a bit more disposable income than the "average" person but even that doesn't mean much. yes I understand it, and no you're not the first one to say it. I'm surprised that they are simply afraid to try it and not even give it a chance that's all.

...little pansies!!??? I keep telling them they should at least go do a tandem jump and do something new that most of them have never done. I especially like one excuse from my buddy, who says that the reason he won't go skydiving is that he 'has a brain and thinks with it.' Wait...so all skydivers are brainless? How do I convince someone who thinks it's either a waste of money or time or simply a stupid risk that's not worth taking?

Why do I get the feeling that you have about 6 browser windows open, each with a different search engine, so you can answer all these questions on time?

As soon as the new DZ opens in Jamaica, I'm there!! Ya mon!!!!!!!! How about we make it a fun getaway for just the two of us? Btw, you are female, right?* *if user=female { proceed(); } else if user=male { breakformation&pull(); }

Ahhh...Canadian grass...a$$holes! Bonus points if you can identify that quote...

Chickensh!t...you live in NJ, so put up w/ the weather or sheddap!

You obviously have no taste in music...and you being from Australia? That makes your statement that much more shocking...

That is a lot of coughing you will have to do. oh jooooo so funny...

Frickin' expensive! But...this may be my last chance to see them seeing as they aren't getting any younger Should I cough up 400 for two tickets and just go see them?

I can help you, send me the money I have 5 generations of doctors on one side of the family, the last two generations being shrinks. I think I'm more qualified to stea...err...earn her money.

Me too! He is definitely the dominant dog. hey you never know...maybe the other one will play the role of the underdog to the fullest and come out on top...

I got 10 to 1 odds on Samson!

Congrats Gato!!! I'm hoping to post something similar in about 2 months. It's great that you stuck with it for two years and didn't get bummed out about not getting it within a month or so. I'm already itching to get it and mad at myself that I didn't jump all summer

Wow I guess I learn something new about myself every day...