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Why doesn't UFC/ProElite forget that their purpose is to make money, forget the bureaucratic contractual bs, and make this happen? Almost every MMA fan wants to see this happen, regardless of who your favorite fighter may be. They can put millions into promoting Kimbo, whose only claim to fame are youtube videos, yet they can't set up a fight for two of the best fighters in the sport, regards of any obstacles?

Touche! And to top it all off, I'll shut up now.

Well you can actually cross off the 'has to be single' part. Never really bothered me if they weren't....

Evidently so. You have to be careful. You could be talking to a buddy and he says, "Yeah, stop over. We'll crack open a cold one." Sicko.

I wouldn't recommend analyzing me. Esp. since I have 5 generations of doctors on one side of the family, the last two generations...psychiatrists. Oh wait a minute...I think you may be onto something

So you're married? Damn...there goes my trip rescheduling...

Is this your criteria before beer light or after beer light? Oh...whenever.

Evidently so. a$$e$ x2. YES A PULSE IS A REQUIREMENT.

You two have similar tastes. Enjoy Hahah...a$$

I'm listening...

- between 5' and 5'10 - blond, brunette or redhead - has to be intelligent - needs to have a great personality & be social - has to good looking & athletic - has to be a skydiver - has to have a great sense of humor - has to be sarcastic - has to be SINGLE Anyone?

Check your altimeter fool!! Oh you said attitude...nevermind...

Oh yes...I've heard that a few times, especially today after taking a few weeks off. Along with "You are kicking your legs like a little girl. Are you trying to swim back up to the plane?"

Can't seem to get that damn spinning under control! Was doing front/back loops today, and spun out after my first loop. The instructor had to dock to keep me from spinning at pull time. Decided to do the jump over, found a video guy to film me so we can determine the problem (instructor says it's most likely my legs), and of course, clouds rolled in, so no second jump. Gah!!! Of course, seeing as it was my 1st jump in almost 4 weeks, I was nervous/scared as well. Oh well...next time!

Am I the only one that read the thread title as "I'm f%@king my girlfriend's best friend"?? I guess a guy can dream can't he?

I sent this to my friend who has 3 rabbits...she did not appreciate it one bit.

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php If you've never seen it, it is HILARIOUS. Not bloody or gory despite what the name might suggest.

Uh huh . . . explain to me how the suspension on that bike works. And...off they go....

Wait....there are women out there that aren't like this?!?! Yes yes...i want to know...WHERE ARE THEY??

I think you're ugly. Ok ok I am kidding...but how can you call ANYTHING created by Ferrari ...ugly? Beacuse they normally designs NICE looking cars.... This bike is actually BEYOND b.f. ugly.... Yeah btw... Ditto.. (you are also quite ugly) Ugly is in the eye of the beholder...

I think you're ugly. Ok ok I am kidding...but how can you call ANYTHING created by Ferrari ...ugly?

My guess would be Maya (computer generated image). It's a concept. Highly doubtful one would ever actually be made in the way you currently see it. Ditto. I was going to say Maya, 3d Studio Max, or another similar modeling program. However, this puppy actually exists. http://www.exoticcars.ws/cars/dodge-tomahawk.jpg

So...instead of pulling his main chute, he pulls the cutaway handle? Genius...pure genius... Or did he just get flustered and pulled the wrong handle by accident? Seemed like the instructor was trying to keep him from pulling it...

Dave Brubeck in 2001...unbelievable!

*Disclaimer: These are just opinions and were forwarded to me. I hereby relinquish any & all responsibility for actions that may occur as a result of reading these jokes. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________ Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' __________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. __________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' __________ 'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death' __________ Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritate d by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'