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When is the most dangerous time in a jumpship?
npgraphicdesign replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
There's a good answer. Sometimes I wonder what the hell some people eat that makes their farts so incredibly horrid. I'd swear whatever they ate must have been rotten and decomposing before they even ate it. They must be feasting on week old road kill to smell that bad. If something that smelly came out of me I'd go see a doctor. Their large intestine must have the chemistry of a septic tank. Amen...on my B jump one of the JMs let one out right after takeoff and the smell wasn't gone before we got to altitude. Then today, on my C2, the JM let one out too, and it snuck up on me. I almost passed out and it wasn't out of fear of skydiving either! -
Depends on what you're trying to do, but generally speaking, whatever floats your (solo) boat. Nothing "bad" is going to happen to you because you exit that way if that's what you're asking. Well I can see that nothing 'bad' is going to happen, but since we're taught (as students) very specific exits out of airplanes, I was simply wondering is this is kosher or not. Too bad you can't do that out of a 182.
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I disagree. I haven't gotten anything in a while...
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I need a website making program for mac, preferably free
npgraphicdesign replied to fireflytx's topic in The Bonfire
That's not a bad site if you know how to modify/hand code. You only get 1 html page, a photoshop file (that has already been sliced up and exported as a webpage) and a CSS page. You have to create all others from scratch... -
I need a website making program for mac, preferably free
npgraphicdesign replied to fireflytx's topic in The Bonfire
Very friendly...but only if it's a legal version. The hacked versions tend to be a little...funny. -
I need a website making program for mac, preferably free
npgraphicdesign replied to fireflytx's topic in The Bonfire
BBEdit. But I don't think she wants to hand-code the entire site.. Try this... http://www.macupdate.com/search.php?keywords=web+design&starget=google#resultsTop ...and this... http://www.macupdate.com/info.php/id/20367/sandvox -
Post your funniest/corniest/worst jokes & one-liners!
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
You just screwed up a great joke... The REAL joke... Q. If a girl with big breasts works at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? A. IHOP. -
Post your funniest/corniest/worst jokes & one-liners!
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Let's hear some jokes...i see nothing but tumbleweeds rolling through here......so post your jokes, and everyone else will determine whether they are the funniest, corniest or just bad! My contributions... 1. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 2. What if you get scared half to death, twice? 3. Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks him 'Would you like a drink?' Descartes says 'I think not...' and poof! he disappears. -
I never went to college, but if I had...
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
love it Yea that one is great...but a lot of people don't get it... Goldmines!! http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html http://www.funny2.com/hedberg.htm -
I never went to college, but if I had...
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
What?? I had no idea he had another one!!! Thank you for the heads-up! -
I never went to college, but if I had...
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Hahaha...that ESPN line is great. I never heard it before. "I saw a seagull sitting by a lake, and I said 'don't worry dude, I won't say shit!'" "I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." -
I never went to college, but if I had...
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
...I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right! Love Mitch Hedberg...rip to a great comedian. Anyone else a fan? -
Now THIS is funny weather! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430cwalf5UE
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you're such a prick, complaining about a little incident like this.
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Any fellow graphic designers/artists on here?
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Now hold on there sport. We said we're designers...no-one said ANYTHING about being creative. -
I almost swerved in time. You probably skydive as well as that turtle in your AV. (damn, i've lost my skill for truly creative insults...more practice needed!!! )
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Sounds like a pretty sticky issue to me.
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How juvenile...sheesh. As a graphic artist/designer, I approve of this.
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I am actually a good cook...so we could go for a full 3 course meal...and desert will follow...
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So like...how about you leave the pooch at home and you & I get together to celebrate?
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Any fellow graphic designers/artists on here?
npgraphicdesign replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
hey Conundrum and Tuna, Nice to see some fellow creatives on here! Conundrum, where do you go to school? Are you getting a bachelor's or a master's?