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"I think we're dying." "I think we're dead." "time is going by really, really slow." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA - ROFLMFAO !! What fucktard! Amitures... Peopele that are THIS stupid don't need pot to be stupid - they just ARE Note: the whole "stupid stoner/pot makes you stupid" thing is such a bogus stereotype! Edited to add: By the way, you would think that of ALL people, a cop would know you can't die from smokin' the whacky tobacky... You'll either pass out or smoke yourself sober. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

How come "beer AND boobies" returns less results? -far less Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Come to think of it.....I forgot what I was drinking that night Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

I have no idea what kind of tequila you're drinking....mine always brings about glorious endings

I have no idea what kind of tequila you're drinking....mine always brings about glorious endings

You can either send what you want to the Farm [1195 Grady Road . Rockmart, GA 30153] In Care of Skinnyshrek *** OR *** using Paypal just enter in the address "[email protected]" Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Mortgage insurance is a form of term-life insurance, in that the payout of the policy decreases, as the amount you owe on your home loan decreases. This is also known as "decreasing term life insurance." I forget whether or not this is cheaper than typical term insurance, but nonetheless think that the regular form is much better because the payout doesn't depreciate over time. As for your wife, I'm sure X company would be willing to accept her. Although I don't like many things insurance companies do (which is why I stopped selling it) but I'd have to agree that we all NEED to insure ourselves. Sorry, didn't mean to hijack; just trying to pass along relevant information. My father died uninsured and that put us through hell & back - I don't wish that on anyone. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Yesterday, someone posted that they had arrested somebody?? Here is what I read not 2 hours ago - however, since then that has been changed/updated Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

My little dog does that when he's overly happy when anyone of us comes home. I find it disturbing really. Fuckar... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

This is Bonfire. Have at it! "of ALL the things you could do to me, you just HAD to cut off my nuts, right? ShEEEEEEEEEEsh..." Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

I can think of so many captions for that photo ......but I'll be good Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

DITTO... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

I was born in Poland, in 1981, however my parents relocated to the States when I was 5 years old; we've lived in Chicago ever since. I did my time, I mean finished high school (God only knows how I graduated on time) than worked as a commercial web designer, but quit a little over a year into it - making too much money at too young of an age creates problems all their own. Since then I cleaned up my act and found skydiving, and the great people in it - the best thing that ever happened to me; my life has never been so blessed & enriched.. So now that I finished an Associates degree I'm trying to find good, stable work so I can continue to better myself and those around me....being able to find a way to finance all the tunnel time I need to get cleared for AFF and be able to jump solo would be good too... Currently, I guess you could say I'm a DZ bum, but I will get up there 1 way or another! Disability has never stopped me before and it sure as hell isn't going to now! Anyone got any ideas how I can relocate my happy ass to Florida?... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Billy, you crack me up dude...thanks

That is very profound & equally true... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

I never met Lee, but sure looked forward to it some day - he really was an awesome guy! As I type this, I'm really short of words; I can't believe this is true; I can't believe have to post to another thread like this...damn Lee, I didn't know you, but will miss your posts and your humor here - this always hurts no matter what I looked forward to getting to know you as I progressed as a jumper and am saddened that can never be the case now. One could always use bighearted people like you. Thank you for all that you have done for others while with us!

I SO feel out of the loop here... Can someone bring me up to speed please? Just because I'm not an active jumper yet doesn't negate the fact that I care about what goes on - I very much do. I don't know why I made it a point to say that, but... Thanks. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Chris, I'm so sorry to hear about this man........call me if you need to vent, talk, or anything. Hope you feel better for the service and that it goes as well as something like that can. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Einstein said that energy cannot be created or destroyed. Thus even after we die our energy lives on. Yep, though it's usually as ghosts, specters, poltergiests, banshees, balls of light, dark shadows.... what else? That's a damn shame too.sometimes another chance at life is rightfully deserved. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

What would you like to come back as? Nothing special, just another person would be fine. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

I was just thinkin' it would be kinda' nice. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

Me shtinks this is beyond fashionably late...sorry But I just got home - couldn't spend too much time on here while out of town. Anywhoo, [B][RED]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/B][/RED][COOL][COOL][BEER] Hope you had a great one. *sings* Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...happy birthdayyyyyyy dear KrisaNNNNNNNNNNE, happy birthday to you.

I just wanted to thank everyone for their comments & support. it means more than any of you can imagine!

Can you guys give me your opinion on the subject of this thread? I realize that more people lurk the bonfire more than any other forum, hence the link here. On top of having fun, I have also learned a lot here, and there's no reason that should stop now

Prove?....I could swear this is a well known fact ... Most men (if honest) will openly admit they don't understand women. I suspect that maybe the same is true for us, but we're not nearly as complicated. The fact remains that one wrong move from a guy, one wrong statement, and you're shunned - at least in my experience, and certainly many others. There is no method to the madness... Why does it have to be 1 huge mind game? Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of