virgin-burner

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  1. not a tourist but Still a dickhead though still less typos ithan words in one sentence, too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. gotta love proving people they"re the idiots! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. fit of suit is impecable, too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. those vietnamese childrens hands must have been busy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. Think it was eight weeks, new suit in the lineup too, actually not even on the website back then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. my leadtime given to me was met by the day. just sayin'!
  8. Don't worry, none of us are crying about that. I should add "ugly mugs" to my list. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. Super rad story, bro. Put down the dick, otherwise you'll end up choking on it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. questions like these are part of the reasons i dont want to hang out with skydivers anymore. and only very few basejumpers to be honest.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. Except you, right? and me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. dont get too much involved anymore these days, partially because most skydivers are a bunch of dick-comparing shitbags and well, BASEjumping is so much more raw and appealing. plus i get to hang out in beautiful mountain-sceneries and not on some crappy airports. for me, that's a no-brainer. funny how everyone is displeased with my honest, fair and balanced reviews, then it goes on for like a dozen replies about how butthurt they are and how i dont contribute. speaks for itself really! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. carve is a super-fun and easy to fly wingsuit! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. why dont you SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY and just keep scrolling? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. as evidenced in this thread.. clearly you're wrong. if you do something right, right off the start, there's no need for a "model-2" a couple months later. that or you just rename it to something new, so your dumb customers dont realize they're being rammed in the ass with a squirrel AGAIN! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. too bad you had that experience, too bad you didnt go with a trusted manufacturer that doesnt put out a "model-2" less than a year from initial release; on every model! doesnt take a genius to figure out something's wrong! well, that or you just wait for a better copy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. ^^this “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Oh no, not you again. Nobody asked for your brand-war-opinion, dude... aaaww, not sure where all the butthurt came from, but i'll gladly borrow you my brush!
  20. sorry to crash your sausage-party, but i've ordered a ONESIE. see you on an exit-point!
  21. well, due to some personal shit i havent jumped for almost a year and a half, but had bought a pretty large acro-suit from one of the guys before that, took it out from 6000m's on the first jump and felt right at home. that doesnt happen with everyone's suits. so, yes, anytime, unseen, and will not be disappointed! blupp! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. i actually did. "unstable" is the word i describe the experience with. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. Since you are such an expert I guess you jumped suits from all the manufactures multiple times? Tell us more about it my expert-opinion is costly. too bad you cant afford it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. Well, i've made my pick, i would order stuff i havent even seen from only one of those manufacturers you just mentioned. But i'll leave the guess to you!
  25. There's this thing called "aerodynamics", but you wouldnt be aware of it since you jump a squirrel-suit. Also, it's not a lot of feel to it, it's more like a law, and pretty much everything adheres to it. Again, except squirrel, apparently, they're above the law! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda