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And the clock still flashes 0:00 doesn't it? You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Dude you won't be getting ANY Poohdy-Pooh for a LONG time! You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

OH MY! that's funny -------------------- Yea Walts kind of like our own private George Carlin here @ DZ.com I love the fierce competition, wouldn't be the same without it. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Good Answer! You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

----------- "I've told my husband all about you and as soon as he gets out of prison, he wants to have a 3-way!" Walt That would fucked up You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

No, you just have to say that it looks good on her. The reason we ask that question, i that we're worried ... "Nothing makes you look fat!" sounds forced, and not credible. This is just my humble opinion. Exactly my point / experience, that's what makes it a trick question. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Thank You, Thank you, I'll be appearing here every night this week, with bonus matinee performances on Saturday & Sunday. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Yeah, been there (see the particularly when you've been drinking, and you're still ticked.... post) That's the "correct answer" if you want one of the shoes she also sporting/trying on, whaled upside your head (the big one or the little one - Ouch) and a severe case of "LackaNookie" for the next three months. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I'll see your Two cents & raise you Two more. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

A man never wants to hear a woman say... Come on now with the right women it would fall under this thread Things you always WANT to hear a woman say I Can't say Never to this one guys Besides then we get to set a precedent by having KBord deliver the little canvas jockey in Freefall. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Now is that anyway to talk about our "Commander n Thief" where were the SS men? You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal. Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife. Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife? Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat. Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for someone about to take a bullet. Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two. Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she? Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it. Mike Matthews: How long have we been friends? Joe Hallenbeck: I'd say roughly until you started banging my wife. Mike Matthews: Rough night. Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know I think I fucked a squirrel to death. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue" You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

"Honey, does this dress, (these jeans, whatever) make my ass look fat?" DANGER - WARNING - TRICK QUESTION Do NOT Answer, without thinking, particularly if you've been drinking, or you're still ticked off about the ding she put in your brand new truck last week. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner folks. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

And did the proposal involve a Shot-Gun? You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

"Honey, I really don't need that new Fall Wardrobe, why don't you take the cash out of that account for beer & jump tickets this weekend and go raise hell with all your DZ buddies." You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

"There are endless possibilities, you might as well just put it in." You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Congrats, welcome back to the real world, scallywag! You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

"Honey, my Mother was in town today, with a real estate agent looking at the house right next door & ..." You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Translation - "We need to talk" = "You need to sit & listen while I rant on & on about all the ways YOU'VE been Fucking Up!" "Yes Dear!" You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Yes but Only on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Every Other Saturdays Fixed it for ya! You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

If you view that in full size screen, you will note an uncanny resembelance to Michael Jackson, when did he move overseas? You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Isn't that how they ended up with & nurtured you? You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

How you doin? Whaddaya mean? Duh, THINK about that. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.