Strynx

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > < 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on > and > point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > fries with that. > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual > favors". > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the > prophecy." > > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they > answer. > > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". > > 12. Sing along at the opera. > > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of > jungle sounds all day. > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend > their party because you're not in the mood. > > 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock > Hard Kim. > > 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" > "3rd time this week!!!!!" > > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, > yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" > > 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are > going to have to let one of you go." > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... > > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff likethis. Did the drivetru trick this weekend LOL should of seen the girl's face my friends still think i'm insane though.

I found the sport this summer did 4 jumps. Was addicted the minute i got in the Saddle. Almost Finished my PFF but i broke my Shoulder/Colar bone in a mountain bike accident, lost my girlfriend of 3yrs (out of town studies) got a Gov Job, Next Year: Finish PFF( cdn AFF) Skydive EVERY DAY

"Women suck" Not all of them!! Beeing raised around women gave me alot of insight on how they think( But i',m still confused") the thing is they speak in codes so i found that learning to read between the lines and asking question with multiple awnser works best(at least sometimes)

LOL! It's winter here so the only good part is that i get to saved a bundle for my summer addiction and then when it's Time again i can jumpmyassoff every day

Always been facinated by the sky so when i was a teen i saw LE DEUG perform arials on a board(i'm a snowboarder) I said to myself that someday i would do it. Ten Years latter I did 3 IAD and started my AFF all this summer. Best FEELIN ever. "For he who has tasted flight will forever walk the earth with his eyes turned skyward for it's there he has been and there he long to return"Leonardo Da Vinci

It's all good JT! enjoy your Friday evenin' to the fullest. I use to work on weekends and still remember how it sucked but it's jump money

" I'm just a happy buzzed guy tonite" Lucky man I'm a tired Gov worker this mornin' I wish i could be sittin on that cloud too

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The Grinch ( the 60's cartoon version)

WOOOHOO! I received my necklace last nite. I must say that's it's REALLY NICE

Here's the article: http://www.bird-man.com/suit_landing.htm that's where my querry comes from.

Still sleepin

Commin from the Bird-man.com in one of the article a guy was describing that he gained altitude but they did'nt tell how. Does anyone know? "If it's possible it's been done, if it's impossible it will be done" Can't remember from who.

I don't think so! It's just to explore the possibility of flying with the suit. Some poeple are now expirementing on their back and successful. I think an open mind is defenetely a + in any new discipline.

" I'm scarded of Planes" Me too! The first time i've been on a plane i jumped from it

Hi All, Just been Off www.Bird-Man.com an according to them the first Headdown on a bird man as been performed by two Quebequers Alex Coté and Bertrand Cloutier If you whant to see it here it is www.freefly.ca (there used to be a video on the site but i think they took it off if can can get a hold of it i'll post it)

Nice work! You really understand lighting in your pics. The sunset is great. My fav is the guitar guy .Keep it up.

Point Break Pulp Fiction Matrix In god's Hand

Has i told you in a previous tread, I broke my left shoulder this summer mountain biking, I guess i was a bit blurred after a few beers and blunt and i figured i was part of the jumpin' duo.I tried to jump a log and ended up goin over my handle bars landin' on my shoulder. Broke my hand/nuckles about 3-4 times for some stupid reasons, That's about it.

Hey Guys i agree MTL is WAAAAAAAAY better than Kingston, But i don't like to share. I'm willing to do some tradin' tough. Should learn French There even Better.

Hey Skreamer! i did alot of seach on the net and i don't think it was published here yet, i read an article about a week and a half ago and in it the interwier asked Adrian Nicholas what was up with the book and he said he had problem with the Italian Publisher????????? I don't know when the article was done, Anyway if you find out let me know and vice versa. "For he who has tasted flight will forever walk the earth with his eyes turned skyward, for it's there he has been and there he long to return" Leonardo Da Vinci.

"Iwish someone could call in a Bomb Treath" Waths the Phone #

Up On East coast Cdn our dropzones are only open 6-7mounths a year, It's Been about 1 1/2 mounths since my last jump It's Been Raining (freezing rain) For 2 full days(holy shit it's a mega skating ring) I'm only dreaming of a box on a beach a rig and a Califa DZ!

In a womens Bathroom. Really trippy.

Same goes here. What pissed me off was that promoters always wanted more and more $$$. Like i said in the earlier post what ever happen to Peace,Love,Unity,Respect ? I still like the music alot too.Undergroud parties ruled.But like they say every good thing as an end Do you know what the main scene is in B.C.? "Curiosity is the base of knowledge,knowledge is the root of freedom"