Strynx

Unless you have friend that think you ;-)

One of my good friend spent 2 yrs Pipe fitting in Algeria. He was negative when he went but that all changed when he came back. He made ALOT of $ in those 2yrs. Keep your doors open not that the Middle East is a good place right now but..... " Excuse me while i Kiss the sky" J.H.

Wassup! Check it out. Two couples are playing cards, both man are working collegues. Jeff drops the cards under the table and when he goes to pick them up, he sees that Gary's gilrfriend does'nt have any underwear. Suprised he knock is head and comes out red as a tomato. Later when he goes for refreshment Jessica Ask " Did you see something you like under the table" Jeff: " Yes, I like it" she winks and says " You can have it for 100$" After 2-3min jeff agrees. Since Gary works every Friday Afternoon she invites Jeff at 2pm. After Jeff pays Jessica they get it on for 2hours then he leaves. Gary comes in at 6pm and ask:" Did jeff come this afternoon" Suprise she replies: "Yes he was here for a few minutes" Gary:" Did he give you a 100$" She thinks shit he told him. Sadden she replies " Yes, He gave me 100$. Good says Gary. " He came to my office this morning to borrow 100$, he told me he would leave it with you this afternoon, Aint it good to have such honnest friend" BTW I took this afternoon off ;-)

LOL @ Remi. That's how we meet "new" Gals in England. I'm on the next flight ;-)

No arms done! Just that Quebequers have a BIG "fight or flight" reaction when we hear Crap with French. BTW France fought for it's independance back in 1789. When i meant fight i really did mean that, I was living in a english community so after school alot of fun stuff happened because of language. I did'nt mean to bitch but like i said b4 if you don't understand ask me and i'll translate with pleasure. :-) C.ya Strynx "Curiosity is the base of knowledge, knowledge is the root of freedom

Congrats! There's always winter jumps! I know Canada is cold but........ Every good thing as a price. Have Fun! " Excuse me while i kiss the sky" J.H.

I was like 13 when i saw that and it's what inspired me too. Back then when i told my Mom i wanted to skydive and she told me i was nutts. She bought me the movie for my next birthday. :-)

Mine is from DropZone when Swoop acts like a window washer and jumps from the plateform without telling Snipes and the girl (forgot her name). Anyways i liked the concept.

LOL! Was it a sherraton?

Aint technologie great! Gotta love these office jobs:-)

Nice Thread! Did alot of "research" to find that out? I like the one about the Benz and the Programming one :-) "Hesitation can result in serious injury or death"

Since A few mounths ago guns owner need to have a special licence in order to be able to get ammos. Sorry if i'm vague but i usually don't follow that closely. It's a new law tha the Federal Gouv. established in order to restrict access for the illegal owners ?????? They also reinforce the storage laws for any guns and riffle not shure but the mags have to be strored in a different place then the gun. Any correction ia appreciated if i'm wrong. "Curiosity is the base of knowledge,knowledge is the root of freedom"

Thanx!

What does ROTF means?

????? Vitual 5$

Just got that! A blond and a lawer are sitting side by side in a plane for a long trip. The lawer ask the blond if she wants to play a fun game. The blond is tired and refuses the offer but the lawer insist and tells her that the game is simple and fun: " I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the anwser you give me 5$ and vice versa" The blond politly declines again but the lawer persist " Ok let's say that i ask you a question and you don't know the anwser you give me 5$ but if you ask me a question and i don't know the anwser i give you 500$" the blond accepts. Lawer: " What's the distance between the earth and the moon?" Blond:" i don't know" she pull a 5$ from her purse Blond: " What as three when going up a hill but four coming down?" The lawer does'nt know but for 500$. He calls his friend on his cell, goes through all the web sites relating to riddles nothing. After an hour he wakes up the blond an gives her 500$. Then the lawer ask: " By the way what was the answer to your question?" Blond pulls a 5$ from her purse.

Wassup! I can't help you with the DZ but i live in the cold and i ask on the safety and training forum some question about coping with cold good advice was given to me check it out. C.YA "Curiosity is the base of knowledge"

The only spanish i know is this : Hey segnor donde esta los segnorita.12 cerveza por favor :-)

OK! In rply for Boogie, see CND jumper post If anyone needs translation let me know! :-)

HAHAHA! I figured you had to speak french Remi :-) ANd for Clay: plz don't go out of your way to learn French just ask :-) Martz: Non je ne saute pas a la CEPQ je saute a PARAMAX Je connais la CEPQ parceque j'ai poster sur Freefly.ca et j'ai demander pour sauter l'hiver au Qc pis y m'ont parler du boogie va voire. A+

Hey Martz! C'est dans quelle région Ste-Catherine? Ya un Boogie d'hiver au mois de mars a CEPQ vas-tu y etre? A+

As a musician myself i wish i could do this amazing guitar solo in mid air. Talking about inspiration when musician get high ;-)

LOL! Thanx for the pointer. from wich dictionary does this all comes from ;-)

i'm an East coast Boy! Use to live in Quebec now in Ontario. (less tax still to much). West coast is a bit warmer :-).

Tought for all his Family and friends!