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  1. Had a joint account. Was married. Now I'm not and the joint account has alot to do with that. Now I'm single and have money in the bank. Go figure. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  2. "here come the new boss, same as the old boss" True as it ever was. The two party system is a sham. The king wears no clothes. But most just don't want to see it. So we don't. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  3. Theives suck ass! Help watch out for them. I'm all for a brutal beating when caught. I didn't see nothin officer. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  4. Every work day I feel that same urge. No trust fund though. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  5. OK I'm convinced. I'm off to the church to sign up and give them a donation. Also, Why aren't all the christians out doing tandum jumps. Clearly skydiving leads to death, and then dinner with Jesus. Roast beef, mashed potatos, sweet peas and peach cobler for desert. Yum! Milk and honey upset my belly. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  6. I think I'll have some purple nug in your honor grape. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  7. It should be treated just like alcohol. After the sunset load lifts off, so will I. Wash it back with a cold beer. I only skydive sober! I don't want to jump with drunks or stoners in my airspace. But when I'm done for the day, I want my jay.
  8. Keeping all the hens stirred up in the barn yard. I love it! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  9. WORD! And then they tell me to come back in three years and do it again. Oh joy! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  10. Guess that about sums it up! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  11. Were you in a whorehouse in Asia? Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  12. Small..fake is ....well, fake. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  13. Hard work indeed! And in the end, they hit menopause..freak out, and leave to find themselves. Keep a tight grip on your swimmers or it's a 18+ year sentence. No chance of parole Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  14. You've got my number. It's a long story, not worth repeating. Skydiving may have saved my life from complete bitterness and hatred. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  15. Marriage is a LEGAL union. Having lost half my stuff TWICE. The only way I would do it again is if she has more to lose then me. Alot more. Marriage is the biggest joke going in America. And for what it's worth. Why would the gay community want this?, it's a liscence to steal. Love has nothing to do with it, just ask a lawyer. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  16. Oh that's phucking great! I wana go comit a crime just so I can do that! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  17. HVAC Guy, I work for myself now. It's only slightly better then workin' for da man. Chasing the buck so I can trade them for a ride to altitude! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  18. Thanks. But I have issues with Cali. I'm thinking Rocky Mtn. states or mid Atlantic. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  19. After 22 years of parent duty I am a empty nester! Oh Yah! I found skydiving three years ago and it has slowly taken over my life. I want out of my suburban hell. I love snowboarding, skydiving, and music. Where is the best place in the USA to live? Love CO. but wonder about losing 4k altitude. I live in PA but am tired of the puritans (read hipacrits). Any suggestions for a single guy. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  20. Word! Snow is great for board riding. I have a machine called a "snowblower". FLA blows. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  21. Also with no fingers, they have to shove there whole hand up my arse. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  22. 10 days and all the chemicals are out of your body! After that it is all in your head, your worst enemy. Good luck, I hope you really want it. Cause your head is going to phuck with you. I have quite for over two years twice! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  23. Leave one addiction behind, pick up another! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  24. It's a small claim handled by the local JP or court. Just go to the local court and file a claim. All it will cost you is a day in court. Good luck. Lawyers ..they do think there special! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  25. For a$$hole builders who screw there subs...one brick and one bag of quick dry cement down the sewer vent pipe. This stops the crap from flowing away and requires a backhoe to dig up the front yard. You still won't get paid but you'll feel better! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.