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  • Home DZ
    Cross Keys, NJ
  • License
    C
  • License Number
    39117
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    301
  • Years in Sport
    6
  • First Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    175
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • Second Choice Discipline Jump Total
    100
  1. Had a joint account. Was married. Now I'm not and the joint account has alot to do with that. Now I'm single and have money in the bank. Go figure. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  2. "here come the new boss, same as the old boss" True as it ever was. The two party system is a sham. The king wears no clothes. But most just don't want to see it. So we don't. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  3. Theives suck ass! Help watch out for them. I'm all for a brutal beating when caught. I didn't see nothin officer. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  4. Every work day I feel that same urge. No trust fund though. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  5. OK I'm convinced. I'm off to the church to sign up and give them a donation. Also, Why aren't all the christians out doing tandum jumps. Clearly skydiving leads to death, and then dinner with Jesus. Roast beef, mashed potatos, sweet peas and peach cobler for desert. Yum! Milk and honey upset my belly. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  6. I think I'll have some purple nug in your honor grape. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  7. It should be treated just like alcohol. After the sunset load lifts off, so will I. Wash it back with a cold beer. I only skydive sober! I don't want to jump with drunks or stoners in my airspace. But when I'm done for the day, I want my jay.
  8. Keeping all the hens stirred up in the barn yard. I love it! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  9. WORD! And then they tell me to come back in three years and do it again. Oh joy! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  10. Guess that about sums it up! Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  11. Were you in a whorehouse in Asia? Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  12. Small..fake is ....well, fake. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  13. Hard work indeed! And in the end, they hit menopause..freak out, and leave to find themselves. Keep a tight grip on your swimmers or it's a 18+ year sentence. No chance of parole Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  14. You've got my number. It's a long story, not worth repeating. Skydiving may have saved my life from complete bitterness and hatred. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.
  15. Marriage is a LEGAL union. Having lost half my stuff TWICE. The only way I would do it again is if she has more to lose then me. Alot more. Marriage is the biggest joke going in America. And for what it's worth. Why would the gay community want this?, it's a liscence to steal. Love has nothing to do with it, just ask a lawyer. Read icculus, the helping freindly book.