ExAFO

Mouse turds on the stovetop. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I was going to get Utah, but that one's not valid in FL. I'm much more likely to visit FL than UT, so you do the math... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...The mouse trap I set up caught a mouse before she did. I did like how the trap crushed its head, and didn't snap its neck. Good. The little shit suffered a bit. The cat is getting a pay cut, that fatass... Me: 1, Mouse: 0. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...Is in the mail. You bet your ass that the moment I cross the Mississippi or Ohio rivers out of IL, my .380 will be on my hip... Fuck the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Illinois. Kim Jong Il hasn't got shit on Daley and Blagojevich.... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSTfaQytLEU Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Marmoset Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I don't care where they come from you shouldn't call people coons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

It's an issue of me versus the FGA (Feline Guild of America) Union. It's a royal pain dealing with Union cats. I'm considering going non-union for felines... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I'm trying to write a job description for a house cat, so I can deduct her salary. Can anyone help me w/writing one? Thx. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siksvi_xsyo&feature=related Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

What do you think? I think large kittens like Maine Coons and Norwegian Forest Cats should be allowed to possess firearms. That being said, I think Siamese and Manx cats have tempers that are too unstable to be allowed firearms. Sphynx cats on the other hand, cannot conceal a weapon, due to their lack of fur. Egyptian Maus--too close to Al Qaeda for my comfort. British shorthair cats--they are forbidden by law from carrying arms. Even their cops don't have them. Persian cats have armed pit bull bodyguards... Rich bastards... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

This could set a dangerous legal precedent, enabling the reparations assholes' lawsuits... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Butt Secks? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

No matter how hot a woman is, someone out there is tired of putting up with her bullshit. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Sunny Kallend Freaksister MGrafico ... That's about it. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

My cat does crystal meth. Man, are my couches fucked up... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Taste like chicken! I think God was tired on Saturday at about 1150pm, and just said "Ah, screw it--all the rest of the animals taste like chicken. There-Done." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Laminating the chickens. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

He's already under federal indictment for treason due to his actions. Google/Wiki him. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

The state restricts when we can hunt wild turkeys, but Bobcats can hunt them whenever they want. Not fair... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Very easy to conceal. 6+1 capacity. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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I poop too much. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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