Broke

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  1. Can we start a class action suit against all the morons who hurt themselves and cause the prices for the rest of us to rise. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Hey the food at Hooters is better than the Sub par breasts that they seem to employ here on Long Island Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. I regularly use the "IQ slightly superior to rectal temperature". Of course, we are a tad more intelligent in my country You know an overinflated ego is a sign of a lower IQ Well, that explains quite a few things about a few people in SC... Actually I just made that up. Although it sounds like it could be true. I could research it, but how do you quantify ego? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. Every man is different. Some areas are too sensitive for them to have licked and sucked. Generally if they cum it was a perfect bj. Jerking the shaft, and playing with the balls whild sucking is always helpful. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. I remember seeing sings up at Z-Hills of someone who takes people scuba tours. Then again that was a couple of years ago. Jump first dive second Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Are you at least getting a double ended strap on deployment device Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. I regularly use the "IQ slightly superior to rectal temperature". Of course, we are a tad more intelligent in my country You know an overinflated ego is a sign of a lower IQ Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. I witnessed her giving one to jello j, and I feared for the safety of his life Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. I'm pretty sure its only dangerous if you reach into it. If you spill it or try to pour it out it instantly turns into nitrogen gas. (I could be wrong. I'm going by what I remember from seeing a demo with it in 8th grade.) Actually as long as your hand is dry you can completely submerge it in liquid Nitrogen, and pull it out quickly and you will be fine. However any minute amount of moisture or a longer exposure time and you are feeling not so good. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. had to do a search to find it. This is my second piece http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=79896; Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Speaking of games. If I want to simply get laid. I can go to the bar, and play the part of the worlds biggest asshole. Then I get laid. However not even five minutes will go by and I will start to question the point of just getting laid. However if I find someone that I actually think would be good to have an ongoing relationship with it never works, because theu just want to be friends. The game we play was written by women, the men are just waking up. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. MMMM nice belly... oh wait it is a thread about ink. Nice ink too Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. In time, they will come around.... or you can go out and get yourself arrested How old are you anyways? I am exactly as old as Sunshine well maybe not to the hour, but to the day Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Can I get a prostetic testicle? If I lose an eye though that would cut my Laser vision correction price by half Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. My only question is how old does one have to get Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. I would tend to believe the first one was a snake track Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. I hate reading stories like that Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. The question was "Should I go to Z-Hills this weekend for the Easter Boogie?". Seriously. I got a "Yes" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Stargazing Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Send his package to Divot's wife Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. THat's harsh. Shouldn't you date someone before you decide if you want to marry them? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Bump for tuna helper salad shooter Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Do I know you? One date I went one the day after I got a text that read, "You seem like a really nice guy, but I prefer to go out with the bad boy." I wanted to reply, "And that has worked so well for you in the past." However I held it in. One of my favorited has been, "I want a guy like you, justy not you." And then there is, "Don't worry when you get a little older all the women will want a guy like you." I could go on, but what is the point really. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Did somebody say drink beer? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192