gonzalesna

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  1. I live my life by 1 rule... Fuck it or Fuck it. I like to leave myself options. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Budda would not be pleased to hear such blasphemies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I'm all taco bell'd out... I ate 12 tacos yesterday. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. It'll never be a law. Politicians don't wanna be killed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Mine says 50, which is strangely right on the money from what I've said for years... If I live past 50, I'll be surprised. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. There's a law in NC. If they're in the truck bed, they need to be set up so they can't jump out. For the record, no there shouldn't be a law. People should just be responsible. Laws for everything does no one any benefit except the ones receiving the money from the citations. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. If it's mellow enough to just hang out, leave him be. If it's bouncin' around, tie it down. If it's small enough to be mistaken for a drink cup from McDonalds, toss it out the window. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. I'll take the role as thread killer today... http://www.eransworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/happiness_flowchart.jpg Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. That's like sayin' Twardo was born recently!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. You could always go with a 40 lb. cratering charge... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFpNSi-Uun4&feature=related Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. So if I read this right, you feel fucked because of the fucking fucker that fucked you. I reply with a simple solution... Fuck the fucking fucker. Metaphorically or literally... that's up to you... or you could do both. You mean like a voodoo curse?!? Just go pee in her cheerios. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Bad idea. They won't tolerate the shipping label being stuck to their fur. Ya gotta tape 'em up first... ya know... to avoid shifting during transport. or this sometimes works... http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/kittencannon.jsp Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Chuck Norris doesn't lose altitude. He destroys it when he no longer has use for it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Chuck Norris never lands in cross winds... the wind would never dare cross chuck norris. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. ship them. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. I'm sorry this will never happen. First off I'm Persian, we are not big on the forgiving or forgetting those who have wronged us. Well then, you're fucked. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. SIUCC Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. A day of Farmy Free Jumps?!? I call dibs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Fact. Flex Linear Shaped Charges (FLSC) works wonders on steel and can be handy with concrete as well. At least so I've heard. Not if the concrete is on backing of crushed stone (like a slab would be). Fuck it then. Get me some c-4... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore... then have 2 more and when you wake up out of your coma the next morning, you'll forget all about it... mostly because it'll feel like gia's hitting you in the head with a 10lb. sledgehammer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. http://img.moronail.net/img/9/8/1598.jpg Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. ...from the animal shelter, but they wouldn't let me. They did a background check on me and said I've got a history of killing kittens. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Who's blickie? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Fact. Flex Linear Shaped Charges (FLSC) works wonders on steel and can be handy with concrete as well. At least so I've heard. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.