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WTF??? it says keep it in your purse... wouldn't that get pee on your stuff? I say just go behind a bush and do your thing animal style. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

QuoteHmmm... Option #1: Deploy to a combat zone and get all the extra pay and tax exemption Option #2: Get promoted Option #3: Go into debt with credit card/loan Or like Krisanne said: Pack ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Tried it... Can't deploy due to manpower issues... I wanna go, but they won't send me. (Plus, I miss out on jumping while I'm over there.) I do electronics on the TACAN on base and they want at least 2 guys stationed here at all times for operation and maintenance. I'm the second of 2 guys. Promotions are slow in my MOS... bastards!!! I'm already a Corporal... Enlisted just doesn't get paid these days... not that they ever paid enlisted very well. Debt... Well I'm there, but hell, when you're stuck in a hole... DIG TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!! hehehe I suppose the gas consumption of my dodge ram 5.9L V8 P.O.S. MIGHT have a small impact on my cash too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

QuoteSo tell me some amazing/good news that has happened to you. Let's hear it... anything that made you smile today!! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm going camping this weekend in the middle of the desert this weekend, and I just now got done with work, so I'm gettin' the hell outta here!!! WOO HOO!!!!

QuoteIt's like ping pong but with beer. You set your cup of beer on the center line of your side of the ping pong table. Your opponent does the same. You play ping pong as normal, but instead of points, the goal is to get the ping pong ball into your opponent's beer. If you succeed, opponent must chug beer. Refill. Repeat. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ The way I've always played is to set up 10 cups like bowling pins. (The stack pointed towards your opponent.) 2 tosses per side per turn. You try and toss the ping pong ball into your opponent's cup. If you make one, your opponent drinks that cup. If you make both, you go again. If you make both in the same cup, your opponent(s) drink what's left on the table... both yours and your opponent's. Also, you can bounce the ping pong ball off the table into the cup. If you make it off a bounce, your opponent drinks 2. Use this only when your opponent is distracted, however. They can block it or catch the ping pong ball if you bounce it. You can "rerack" the pyramid twice during a game. Once when you get to 6 cups left, and again when you get to three... basically any time you can make another whole pyramid from the remaining cups. This is how I've always played, but then again, I'm on a Marine Corps base where drinking is like a requirement, and being piss drunk is a pastime... and trust me, this way will get you drunk a lot faster than the other way. Just be sure to use 3 beers to fill all the cups to even amounts. Or, for more drunken fun, and probably a lot more vomit, (perfect to celebrate birthdays, new jump number achievements, and just because you wanna get extra hammered) use Everclear (or your own liquor choice) and a mixer. (I use Mountain Dew.) You'll be puking faster than a bulimic at the all you can eat buffet!!! (Lord, I apologize, and God bess them Pigmies down there in New Guinea.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Quotea million dollars/pounds? (both receiving and giving during the one act) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ If I can bring a beer... better yet, a keg, count me in for a mil. As long as I don't remember it, it didn't happen. as far as I know, I just found the money. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

QuoteBeer pong is yet a another retarded excuse to spend a night getting retarded. drinking games just make drinking MORE retarded. but sure, play it. go nuts. LETS GET RETARDED!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

But then all my money would be going to tequila trying to get the taste outta my mouth Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'm in the military, so I don't make jack for cash... looking for any ideas for making extra cash to fund this freefall junkie's habits. Legal ideas would probably be better. hehehe. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.