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CARPE DIEM... I heard about that in a movie... I think it was called "Out Cold". They translated Carpe Diem... somethin like "sieze the carp," whatever that means. hehehe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'll do my traditional good luck one eyebrow dance. The only other person I know with a thick enough unibrow to truely consider it one full eyebrow is Adam Corolla, and I don't think he can do the dance. hehehe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I love that voodoo that you do... hehehe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

i use sliced bread for hot dogs... just makes more sense than dealing with the whole "12 hot dogs and 8 buns" problem Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

damn it!!! I never notice these things!!! STUPID!!! STUPID!!! STUPID!!! *beats self in head with random object* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I read it... and honestly, until I can get back in the sky, it's suckin' more than a 2 dollar hooker trying to suck a bowling ball through a garden hose! I haven't been able to jump since June 1st. Still working on saving up some cash, but Uncle Sam's a cheapskate. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Hell, I've been staring out the window at blue skies for a few months now... I feel the financial blues you do. I haven't jumped since June 1st. Uncle Sam's Misguided Children just don't pay me enough to pay the bills and jump... I usually have to choose one or the other. I usually choose to jump until I'm at risk of negative credit marks, then I bust my ass for extra cash to catch up. This last round's been kickin my ass though. Don't worry though. You'll get up there. Think of it this way... the longer you have to wait till your next jump, the more you'll enjoy it! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

wow, most of the youth these days are severely anti war and many are anti military... Disappoints me a little. I want out of the military, but I'm still glad I signed up for at least 1 round on the contract. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

What defines strange? What's it's opposite? I'd rather confuse the hell outta people any day... it brings excitement into the sad story I call my life. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

... and that quote of mine, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this..." came from pensacola. Honestly though, i'd rather lose at beer pong. I'd get more beer out of what we've bought for the night. I'm just too competitive to let it go, so I down my own beer while playing the game. So which version do you play? Pyramid style or ping pong style??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

-Jaye LOVE THE QUOTE!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I knew I was missing some mundane detail. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I might go for that once I get out of California, but until I do, I'm not going for a compact car. Drivers out here are waaaaayy too nutty. I piss too many people off intentionally to drive a small car. When I get into the onramp lane while in stop and go traffic to keep people from rushing up to the front to cut in, I want to know that my vehicle will win in an accident. ONLY A YEAR AND A HALF TO GO!!! WOO HOO!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Wow, you thought of all that in the shower??? I have a hard enough time just getting up early enough to take a shower, let alone have an intelligent thought run through my head. If I'm lucky, I can pee while I'm in there without peeing on myself. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I don't know flip cup, and I suck at quarters... but you're on!!! Although I'd prefer to meet you in alabama or georgia or something like that... I have an unpaid speeding ticket that I have no intention of paying in Florida. Stupid entrapment!!! I fought it and lost too! Got it in while stationed in Pensacola... Fun times from the little bit that I can remember. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'd prefer to extend it to a "bigazz sammich"... and, of course, i'd like the beer and blowjob while watching the game to go with it. Then again, I'd like to get paid more so I can actually afford to jump out of a plane more than once every few months. Uncle Sam sucks sometimes... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

makes for great party tricks too!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

the only hard part for me in pitching would be staying hard... I'd need a porno going or something I could watch so i could just use my imagination and think it was just a really kinky chic. Who says it takes effort? I'd just sit there... hell, I already do that... hehehe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

um... they're single use disposable. You're supposed to keep NEW ones in your purse. not if you're cheap, like me... hehehe I'd use a plastic baggie to put it in till it fell apart or my trip was done. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

ever heard of a guy with a prince albert or some other piercing that made him pee in different directions??? that'd be cool. you could piss off a lot of people in the bathroom if you stood up with a multidirecional aiming penis. Always remember, it's better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

My buddy and I could take the trophy from ya... we still practice at least once a week... ususally every other night or so. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

with a family like mine, I'd be extactic for just a little embarrassment... My family would start telling every embarrassing story on the list, switch to the baby pics, start talking about my exes, move on to my bad habits, then question the hell out of her till it's time to go to bed or we leave. (Usually the latter.) However, it works out in the end, because I haven't met one that can make it through the whole thing. When I do, I know she's either nuts, she's the one, or BOTH!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Back in the day, my grandfather made me sit when we went camping in his rv because little boys aim poorly or not at all. at night, I still pee poorly because I'm too lazy or tired to turn on a light. I prefer to pee by sonar... just keep peeing till you hear water!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

100 miles is a long ride to pedal my happy ass for jumps... plus that take waaayy too many ramen noodles... they'd be cold by the time I got halfway, so I'd have to turn around to heat em up in the microwave. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Oddly enough, I love getting tattoos, but I'm terrified of needles... so not all needles are bad, just the ones that don't look like funny shaped pens that hurt and leave you branded for life. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.