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  1. I wonder if he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Or a hell of a day to quit using amphetamines... we have clearance, Clarence. What's our vector, Victor? Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDXQdgx_QU&feature=related Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. you jump at the wrong place then again, maybe not... I DO have a reputation... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Marine Corps tats are often referred to as "Moto Tats". Young Marines get them and it never fails that they're regretted later on. I'm included in this. I have 3 I regret and at least 2 I plan to have removed, but probably all 3 to make room for a project that will be ongoing for the duration of my lifetime. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. I got 6 tattoos right now, with a lot more planned. As of right now, all can be hidden by a t-shirt. I got them where I got them for that reason. However, I already have some that I wish I'd never gotten... all of them are Corps related. I plan to pay the cost to have them removed. I also plan to have that real estate re-tattoo'd with something a little more to my liking. Money wasted? Some would say yes, but then again, some would say money spent to jump out of an airplane is in the same category. If they don't like it, fuck 'em. I do what I want, and I do it for me, not anyone else. I'm happy. That's all that matters. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I had no problems with the muff brothers tattoos I put on... then again, maybe there's something in the pond water that makes 'em come off easier. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. lefties are sexy, just look at you and me I'm left-handed. and that hand's also your girlfriend, isnt it!? did you propose to it already!? I proposed we keep it strictly on a friends with bennies relationship. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Check with your state. Certain states only accept MSF courses completed in that state. North Carolina, for example has a fee that the state receives for each course, so in turn, they will not accept the MSF course from other states... they want their money. Alabama and Ohio were similar at one point. Not sure how they sit now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. lefties are sexy, just look at you and me I'm left-handed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Looking at these results, we see that the obligatory answer is a crowd favorite. More people would rather assert "No way for OKC!" Boogies are fine but not at any price The battle for third and forth place is interesting: there are three lechers, but four people who would handle a dead body before a live one... It was a flawed poll in that multiple answers weren't allowed... I remember losing a bet and having to go there to move a dancer named Lola's body before a boogie, after bailing out a friend i was rewarded with free beer and boobies before hitting the open road in quite a hurry as the Batman convention was about to start... Moving a body doesn't mean it HAS to be a dead one... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Would that be the old Beaumont, Texas DZ? You can't claim it if you didn't show up, you deaf dialing bastard! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Careful Jimmy dear....... Walt Appel might be watching Dizzie surreptitiously and think you mean something else and sneak a new user on with an "interesting" avatar. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Rub it harder and it'll get off... pun intended. Did ya get yer pie yet? Rick, I forgot to give ya my info for my hellfish number. What do ya need? I'll PM it to ya. Cyndi! What's my Hooker #? Lastly, in case people weren't aware, it is possible to fit AT LEAST 11 people into a Jeep Cherokee, although at least 1 will start to spontaneously combust due to some random unknown cause. Either that, or it's just a sign that I'm soon going to hell. I ain't skeered though... at least all my friends will be there! (we need a muff smiley) you coulda taken a picture of my temporary muff brother tramp stamp tattoo... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. FIFY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. I voted "Oklahoma? No thanks." but after a little thought, I decided that I'd make the trip if they brought back the Muskogee boogie. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. I think for a lot of people, the travel to the boogie is far enough that they want to make sure they get back home in time to get a few hours of sleep before work on Monday and so many pack up and head home early. I usually try to get at least 1 jump in on the last day, although Fitz's Saturday night party always means that my jump goes later. I got 2 jumps in on Sunday this year. I intended for only 1 jump to happen. I was about to start sayin' my goodbyes when they begged and pleaded for me to get on one more load to make the bird turn. I obliged and we had a nice and quite fun tracking dive. (minus the fact that the track leader was in a kilt and the kilt wasn't the only thing flapping in the breeze, but then again, I guess I've long ago lost my right to complain about such things.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Rub it harder and it'll get off... pun intended. Did ya get yer pie yet? Rick, I forgot to give ya my info for my hellfish number. What do ya need? I'll PM it to ya. Cyndi! What's my Hooker #? Lastly, in case people weren't aware, it is possible to fit AT LEAST 11 people into a Jeep Cherokee, although at least 1 will start to spontaneously combust due to some random unknown cause. Either that, or it's just a sign that I'm soon going to hell. I ain't skeered though... at least all my friends will be there! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I know who you are now... You're fucked. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna

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    HA! Y'all should know by now that I'm always watching you, sometimes I'm just a little late to the party. ya, but YOU pass out at 10, so the party doesn't really start until 11. Just means she gets up early to clean up the mess online while the rest of you drunks are snoring in your beer-can-littered tents... Who the hell gets up EARLY at a boogie?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I guess you missed it when "Now Call" was announced... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. What did you do this time? Oh and by the way, thanks to all who posed for jumpdude's camera phone to send me their well wishes... Here's mine to all y'all. Hey, at least my priorities are in the correct order these days. Glad y'all had fun!
  21. I decided my stupid human trick would be an annual thing from now on... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. The going away party for my liver was a huge success! Chris, another good boogie! Hopefully I didn't piss the locals off TOO much... It's not a boogie without stupid human tricks! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Love the picture of you in the hanging harness. Although, I don't think I've ever seen anyone having that good of a time during a cut away though.... I did at Fitz this year... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna

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    HA! Y'all should know by now that I'm always watching you, sometimes I'm just a little late to the party. ya, but YOU pass out at 10, so the party doesn't really start until 11. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! Helluva lot cheaper than takin' her out to dinner and a movie. booze and porn is NOT a "dinner and a movie"! Maybe not to YOU... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.