SkyDekker

Bossman, have a great trip and have fun. I gotta ask, I am prob the only person who does not know, but gotta ask......what is it you do? "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

BOOBIE BONDAGE....... "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

Lisa.....you guys ship to Canada and what are the shipping costs and stuff........ SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

fuck, I actually instinctively crossed my legs....that's gotta hurt "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

just a quick question: Where would a canadian fellow like myself go to get some movies on either vhs or especially dvd??????? thanks, SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

even thoug he is a fellow canuck, I would have to agree with you..... SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man? Life could be so much simpler (for everyone)! Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal. "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

Sounds like a regular Saturday night occurence in Texas to me........... Just kidding "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

I am still waiting for the guy and girl to come forward who where on that picture...you know, the one in which they were going at it while skydiving....anyone remember that picture??? "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

Well, the highest fall survived without a parachute was from 33,330 feet, but that was in a plane from all I can find....however the plane crashed on ice, which leads me to belive that I would prob rather aim for land and hope that some trees etc etc might break my fall.... SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

damn they told me that picture would never be published on the internet.......

I think my list might not be as interesting as some of the other ones, but here it goes: 1) On the beach in Holland, just outside of The Hague in broad daylight. 2) In the North Sea just off that same beach, with my parents on the beach. 3) BJ during a High School dance on the corner of the dance floor leaned up against the wall. 4) Various BJs in various cars on various highways around the world. 5) I am a proud member of the Mile High Club

hey Michele, From the text it would seem you ahve a brother or sister, is he/she a skydiver too, or a writer by chance? SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

ROFLMA I liek that one, with my luck tho, I would get arrested buying the ACID. No truly officer, it is not for me, it is to get my boss fired, I would never ever take anything like that, really officer....

PERK SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

True, except with the sticker I am going to have to figure out the camera sequence in the parking garage so I do not get caught!!!!

any other like....liquid....like stuff....you cannot have now that it is pierced, or is that why you pierced it or......never mind me....just rambling on......like tongue piercings.........better run for the cold shower now........ SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

The problem is that, he is very good at locking his door when he is not in the office and I am the only other person with a key to his office......... So need something better. Oh and he doesn't have a wife, he is about 5'5" and weighs like 300 lbs. If he had a wife she would get flattened, that is if she can find it in teh first place.... DOH, really bad mental picture......... SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

damn, I typed it and reread it a couple of times and still did not catch it....... Hey, where did my contacts go, do I need to wear goggles at work too now

Scary enough, I think you just validated Clay's point....

I like that slappie, I need more ways to get my boss fired, since I am next in line for his job....any suggestions out there????? SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

I am already wearing fridays product of boredom

arghhhhhh, some bad news......but eventually you will be flying again. good luck dude SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

I don't even understand what you guys are talking about..... "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

LOL, I may not have enough energy to keep up the war of words after tho. falling asleep behind my desk here. SkyDekker "We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa