Ashtanga

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  1. I think you should get a freefly suit instead and post pics like this... http://www.tonysuits.com/Female%20Space%20Suit.php4
  2. You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
  3. Theres's Something About Mary... "How did you get the beans above the frank?" "Have you seen my baseball?"
  4. I'm sure the main thing whether you were conscious of it or not was in fact you wanted everyone on that plane to know you were a skydiver. The old saying..how can you tell if someone is a skydiver...because they will surely tell you. I agree with the other person that said if you want everyone to know, yes, where a t-shirt. But all altimeters, audibles, etc. should be kept with the rig in a concealed bag on the airplane. There is no reason to freak anyone out and make airports change their minds about carry on skydive equipment.
  5. I remember him from having a really funny laugh. In fact, I have never heard a laugh as contagious as his.
  6. Tell the guy no thanks and send a e-mail to Sangiro.
  7. Wasn't he the guy that fell in the fire at Eloy two years ago? He was a riot. Sad to hear that.
  8. According to his profile... I'm thinking more of the suburbs if he wants to sell tractors. I don't see many tractor places intown.
  9. By posting something like this... I think if you want to travel to the US you should call Skyride and see what dz's they send you to. I am sure you will see all of the US only making a few jumps!
  10. True. I edited it. I was making a joke but I can see how it could get hijacked.
  11. Steve Curtis did it in Eloy. Here are some pictures of him on the Flight Club website. http://www.azflightclub.com/fc_curtis.html
  12. Contact Burner with High But Dry Balloons in Eloy and see who he uses.
  13. Look at what they have done to Saddam Hussein in Guatanamo Bay!
  14. Are they putting you down in the basement by yourself and your swingline stapeler?
  15. Their corporate office is right next to my office and they are a client of mine so if anyone has any questions I can open my office window and yell over to them and ask them.
  16. That damn toll booth on 400. I use to have a car that the left window would not roll down. Then I broke the door handle and I could not get out of the drivers side so I had to get out of the right side. I pulled up to the toll one day and the guy yelled "Roll down you window." I yelled back, "I can't open my window!" Then he yelled "Open your door!" I yelled back "I can't open my door!" He looked at me confuse as I climbed over the gear shift and got out of the right side. People were starting to honk behind me. I ran around the car and gave him the money, then went back around, climbed in, closed the door, went over the gearshift, and drove away laughing hysterically. I got my window and door fixed the next day.
  17. The Farm would be my first choice. Skydive Atlanta or Monroe next. ASC would be my last choice of any dropzone in the country.
  18. Take her to Hooters tonight and drink a pitcher of beer each, eat some chicken wings and try to take the waitress home! I'm sorry but that cracks me up!
  19. Your choosing paragliders over HOOTERS? Are you crazy or something?
  20. Yeah, you two should go to Hooters, drink a pitcher each, eat hot wings and then try to take the waitress home.