justdumi

Quote "You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" What country is that?

I am weasel.....or i are baboon?

dude i think i can relate to that cartoon. Haha there is a "Disney World " too where you can meet the actual characters!

Haha dudes this weekend is Nationals Weekend in Zimbabwe. Who is dropping in? Should be lots of soap opera and drama.....(just another excuse for a piss up i guess). I`ll drink to that. (Hard work pays off in the future.....laziness pays off now).

We all got grounded coz there was a "near miss" report filed by some dingo skydiving pilot who was doing circuits with a student. Ok actually we had a huge fall out then he filed the report...so i guess i`m the one to thank for the grounding......(i`m not to popular now. Now he will never fly me so i guess its as good as any a time to start my BASE life.

Hahaha you had your jump master as your AAD.

Mmmm but your are setting the scene by yourself though....(i take it you have most baths alone). It could also be part that infamous "time for myself"?

Dude.....keep it together man. take your shirt off and work like that. That should help you stay awake. Thats what i do when i`m driving.

Hey i am from Zimbabwe as well....i`m still there...Bulawayo and Harare. We dont sing anthems in the streets. Maybe Bluefingers your headmaster at primary school struck a deal with the government....

Well this weekend i learnt something about women that i was totally unaware of. I`m talking about the whole bathing routine with the candles and soft music and glass of wine. I`ve always wondered why when i buy a female some candles as a birthday present...they like it so much....so i summoned up the courage to finally ask and i was told the story. I took 5 samples to test and they all said that occassionally they do such things. Not like us guys and our 5 minute run and gun bathing bush tactics. ......

What didi the car look like?

***how are things in zim, heard they were getting sticky with farmers.. Dude yeah its what i call tighbanging! Dont totally believe what you see on CNN or BBC coz thats the kinda stuff Spielberg would get awards for coming up with. But we are in shit creek. The white farmers are in a crisis for sure ....... but being the only tribesman in my clan that skydives i say.....let he with the worst aim cast the first stone. Gravity Sucks

Well here in Africa if i dont want to go to a doctor i go to a witch-doctor. I can recommend this good one if you want. The only problem is dont take any pets there coz my impala was bitten by his hyena. Gravity Sucks Just Dumi

Chaos, panic and disorder......my work here is done. ......me

Are you happy now? i`m a little embarassed because i asked someone at work what an intumescent priaprism was..... the looks i got......my days here are numbered. Hey but i live in Zimbabwe so English shouldnt even be something i know....right?

What do they say about a bad day skydiving being better than a good day at work?Quote