truckerjean

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  1. A Good Life blown in the wind like the seeds of a dandelion; merry unto the last hillside, floating o'er the pond's sprinkling sunlight whispered memories blackened by precious time thoughts turn to living weightless. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  2. When did "smoke" become a verb? can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  3. I don't believe you. BRB......................Ok, I believe you believe they believe it's true. :D They changed my name in the Army too...a few times! Thank God none of them stuck. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  4. By David, you're right! It stopped right after I got Boogie spayed ...keep it clean folks! Yeah, that's gonna happen...anyway Charlie was about three months old then; The Boogster said no enough times because she was sore, and that was that. He did try to sneak up on me a couple of times while I was sleeping, though. Confusingly pleasant...;)JK! and he will go for it in a less demanding, less sure-of-himself way every now and then still (it's that funny look in his eye...creepy),one time me and Boogie saw him coming with that "look," and we both rolled over at the exact same time.too funny! He and Boogs are still great pals. They plot stuff. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  5. http://www.photoshow.com/watch/Xs3Gy2my Just a picture slide-show of my weird animals...nothing really bad or anything...Boogie is 4 years old now, and Charlie is 12 weeks. Boogie is not lactating...and she lets him! What is up with this?? can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  6. I didn't know Beth (I am puzzled by that...), but I knew Jerry back when... and Johnnie (MB65, asshole #1) is in the photo you posted! Thanks and blues. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  7. Is it changing now to autumn? Have you had to get the fuzzy socks on when you go to check the mail? Is the grass wet with shiver-filled dew as you run your hand through to catch the last weed? Is last winter's moldy coat curing by the fire you just had to light because your toes were like icicles? Does the air smell fresher, and does the sky look bluer than you have ever seen? Are you wishing for hot tea and hot kisses on your cheek? Tell me. Is it changing now to autumn, or is it cold where you are? can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  8. No, it gets worse, y'all. Try online learning where APA formatting is left to the "facilitator's" interpretation. Did you know that clip art should be cited in a power point presentation? Bitch took points off my "A" paper because I used a background color she didn't like on the power point slides! She thought it would have been more effective if I used Teal (as if!). Can you say "bug in your ass?" In person, I would have been able to give her "the look," and all would have gone as usual , but online I can't give "the look" never mind bitch-slap the moron. OK, I'm done now. Thanks for letting me vent while I clean my Gun. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  9. Whew! I thought you heard about that time... can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  10. 100 words - grotto The mist has come over me now, a fog that seeps into my core, muddling everything around me. I pant and cry and run to no avail; I am enshrouded. These things that I should know elude me and I am desperate, eager to explore the grottos of my once brilliant mind. I struggle from this age-inflicted sarcophagus, and sweep the webs from the entrance to my soul. I see a dim light in the distance and labor towards it. I want to feel the cool air of reason on my skin. The cold, clean water of thought trickling down the passageways of synapse. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  11. First of all, grammar counts. Check your spelling and pronoun agreements prior to posting here, teehee, i'm just being evil, don't mind me! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  12. Blue-Eyed Sky I thought it was a blizzard, but I was wrong. I didn't know then that they were the teardrops of Angels, frozen prisms of colorful laughter, the ultimate expression of joy for she who had joined them. I thought it was a flock of geese finally signaling the return of spring, but I was wrong. It was the cumulative wing of God opening and embracing His child welcoming her home. I thought it was the wind blowing so fiercely, but I was wrong. It was a sigh of perfect peace. I wondered today why the sky was so blue I thought it was the fickle way of nature, but I was wrong. It was Sue's eyes opening wide and looking down on us with a purer love. (see ya after awhile, sis) can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  13. Hi, Debs, I am celebrating my birthday; 47! Wooohooo! I miss you so much. I am making a mint cookie concoction in your honor later, be there or be square. Kiss Johnnie and Phantom for me, ok? Love, me, jeannie can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  14. The cone drips sweet and sticky down my hand Eat it fast! Don't stop 'till it's done! So hot under me , the pavement. Pound it fast lest my tender sole burn. The shine, it burns my eyes! I close them with a sigh of ecstasy and still I see the painful color of heat. Liquid, flowing over my body, in my mouth; I drink it and lick my parched lips. I want more now. More heat , more fluid, more pounding Delicious ice cream, sliding over my tongue, cooling my need. The lifeguard's whistle shrills. I get out of the pool. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  15. I just spit Coffee and swiss rolls onto my keyboard. Thanks. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  16. Ohhhh! I think I get it now, mheep! Don't mind me, I have been cleaning mold in confined spaces... can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  17. umm, when you were yapping away and too busy to notice the black markings you were making instead of the picture of clear blue sky out the window?
  18. Also known as Shepard's Prayer . . . as in Alan B. Shepard and said while sitting atop an ICBM waiting to be the first American launched into space. Hi, Boring, I know you aren't talking about my poem, so alan shepard must have said "Oh God, Please don't let me fuck this up!,: right?? Did he call his poem "shepard's prayer?" I'm confused...I just want to be clear that you were not insinuating that I plagiarized my own poem. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  19. Refrigerators what more is there to say bread, ham, cheese, mustard. Makes absolute sense to me...mheep! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  20. Blue Skies! Doug can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  21. I just wanted to show another side of me to anyone who still knows me, and my Johnnie and Debs who knew me best, and I guess I wanted to just share a bit of my soul with you all, just in case... Trying so hard to be a "cool" skydiver, loved by everyone doesn't really make you cool or even loved if nobody really knows who you are. This is me, just me, Jeannie, a skydiver, sure, but a thinker and a poet and a geeky wanna-be, and a person filled with a need for love and living my life with integrity;a lovely person and a bitch, and an enigma even to myself. So, I give this to you freely, and I know in my heart and soul that one word of my kind, goofy soul might make a difference in yours. Just hoping, and hoping is all that life is. Why do you ask? teehee! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  22. I miss the merry peeping of tiny toads I miss their language when the day is done The calm, cold comfort of new life that I can't possess. To worship on their every note would be so comforting right now but I only hear the birds calling singing laughing at me waiting The birds, they always come first they know stuff stuff about life and moondrops on Angels that I will only wish to feel Those crazy-loud birds flying in a way that I can only dream about and hatching a new-borne promise of enlightenment. I worry that I won't live long enough to know what the birds said about me. Blue Skies! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  23. I am sooo sorry to hear that, yes, of course you can use it. It is original, so no worries. Blues, Jeannie can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  24. A frozen hotdog bun and horseradish and guleden's mustard. well...it's true... can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  25. 100 words - wing The wanton breeze, blowing fickle, flickering candle flames and tendrils of loose hair, making me long to fly once again. Da Vinci had it right. I lift my arms, showing a graceful pose to the city lights far below, and lean far over the cement barrier between me and my love. With only a bit of pain, wings push through and form solid on my back. Beautiful orange, yellow, and purple feathers meld into a soothing golden glow. I gently brush tears from my face with their tips then hold them out proudly for the wind to catch. I fly. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?