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  1. Arch Archer. He was an oldtimer I used to jump with at Z-hills back in '99 or'00. He had a very distinctive voice because he used to be a news anchor. He femured-in sometime around 2000 or '01?? I haven't heard a peep since. Any info y'all might have would be appreciated; he was a really nice man. Thanks! Jeannie can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  2. tee-hee-hee! I hate when that happens! I thought I knew that guy! Ha! What an asshole! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  3. Welcome, fartski! JK on the totally-gonna-happen nick name. Really glad to meet you, and really just kidding about the (totally-gonna-happen-at-least-once) nick-name. Be safe and love eachother over there! Cielos azul! Jeannie can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  4. For once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you long to return." ~Da Vinci I probably butchered the quote, but you get my drift:) I would advise putting your retirement account in the legally binding hands of someone else...teehee! Cielos Azul, Mi Amigo! And welcome. can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  5. 1. Never say "first time" without beer money in your pocket. 2. Always paint your toenails from the big toe out, always paint your fingernails from the outside in, and always paint your sleeping buddy's nails very carefully and deny it in the morning. 3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 4. Never, ever, get in the car with Liz. 5. "style and accuracy" is getting in the right plane with your new, $400, taylor-made jumpsuit on. 6. If you don't pull that chute string, you get no beer! 7. "I never payed a girl to sleep with me! I paid her to get the hell out afterward!" Thanks, Motski...coulda gone my whole life... 8. I do this for fun, not to prove I'm better even though I am. 9. Ground support is important! How else are you gonna get your arms out of that jumpsuit before you pee your pants? 10. If I were a bird, I'd sing too! Blue skies! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  6. Thanks for the reply, dano, I assumed as much. I miss everyone there, Johnny most of all. What a friend he was. Talk about keeping it real! What an asshole I am! Even if I get as good as Meagher, I'll still suck! teehee. Blue skies to you (and don't get in the car with Liz...). Jeannie mb2897 can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  7. Write my soul in the clouds Lat it bare for Truth to see Find me worthy of the light I gather Left by Angels who've flown with me And on their wings I'll ride Till destiny calls me 'round A time so short and sweet is done As I flutter to the ground See ya after a while, asshole, and thanks... can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  8. I've been out of the net for a while. When I finally got back, the first person I tried to contact was johnny gates. I finally came to this site and discovered that he's never gonna be around again. I just thought he would always be here! Aw, jeez, it sucks so bad, but he went out well, didn't he? What an asshole! I loved him so much. He was the first to read my writing. He was the first to let me know that even if I get as good as Boxman, I'll still suck! He suffered through my poetry and my babbling with a smile on his face, so here ya go, Johnny. I love you. MB2897 can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  9. I hear you, bro. one time I confessed that if I could get away with murdering a particularly evil person, I would have no regret or remorse in doing the deed. I'm a very forgiving person, but a line can only be crossed so many times. After awhile, even the best of us have a hard time seeing it! It's all about perspective, though, and faith in your God to really make you forgive and trust. In fact, God told me just the other day "don't pet the sweaty stuff", or was it "don't sweat the petty stuff? oh, well,blue skies! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?
  10. hi, flyinrob!welcome!!you need to visit us down here in the "bikini"state! I'll let you buy me beer and show you how to skydive without long-johns(tee-hee). keep the nads warm! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?