OrangeJumper

hornier. (It's so true about women in their 30's and our sex drives! ~) You don't say, I knew there was a reason I liked older women. The Original Cabana Boy!

[Pedagogue_voice] Ahem! Once again, it seems that people are either forgetting the format or are ignorant of it, so once again here it is -- the format is N:J:B, where N = Nooky -- the number of time you got laid over the weekend*, J = Jumps, the number of jumps you made over the weekend, and B = Beer, i.e. the number of cases of beer you owe(d) for the firsts over the weekend. All numbers are cumulative for the weekend. BTW, if you start at Weekend Numbers thread, it might be a good idea to add a gentle format reminder. * if for any reason you have some other number you want to substitute for the Nooky number, fine, just include and explanation of what the number represents. That is all. [/Pedagogue_voice] Oh! I'll just say I jumped four times last weekend. The Original Cabana Boy!

Feel bad ....is this because of what you did or who you did? If the beer goggles got the best of you, then I would understand why you feel bad. If she was hot, then...uh...well, I'm at a loss for words. Obviously she wanted the same thing. The Original Cabana Boy!

I know, I hate it when it's warm The Original Cabana Boy!

0:0:4 All belly; 1 x 3way, 2 x 4way, 1 x 8way. Not a bad weekend, cloudy and windy, but at least I jumped The Original Cabana Boy!

That makes two of us! The Original Cabana Boy!

I can't wait until this weekend! A few of us Oranginites are heading down to Z-Hills for the weekend (Fri-Mon). It's going to be Adrock, GTAVercetti, myself, and a few others (don't know their screen names). All of you DZ.Com'ers keep a look out for us. I looked at the forecast for Z-Hills this weekend. Are you freaking kidding me! Fri-Sunny 72 degrees Sat-Sunny 75 degrees Sun-Mostly Sunny 77 degrees Mon-Partly Cloudy 75 degrees Talk about a kick ass forecast. It's going to be weird jumping again without a million layers of clothing on

I would have to agree with you...... Lame? Hmmmmmm...True or not, that's a great story. Thanks for sharing. The Original Cabana Boy!

In the creek, on a hay bale.....hmmmm, sounds like a re-run of Little House on the Prairie The Original Cabana Boy!

A fair distance away from me. Well said! The Original Cabana Boy!

I like a woman who is fit, basically a gym rat. Not the muscle bound chicks with dicks but a petite, well toned woman. I also like woman who have normal sized breasts. I'm not a big fan of a human milk truck. The Original Cabana Boy!

Ummmm....I think I will just leave that one alone The Original Cabana Boy!

No shit! What a freaking dumbass. You know that guy had to have mental problems because no man in his right mind would cut away his twins The Original Cabana Boy!

In a Bed Bath and Beyond, Springfield Mall, Springfield, VA. It didn't last very long though, there were way to many people in the store. The Original Cabana Boy!

Dude, that's just freaking nutz The Original Cabana Boy!

Glad he's ok but I would have laughed my ass off after that The Original Cabana Boy!

Damn, that's got to suck! The Original Cabana Boy!

Dont change the subject toes! Tell us the story about your "gelling" experience The Original Cabana Boy!

thing you have ever seen around the bonfire? I'm new so my stories are limited. The craziest thing I've seen so far is someone put a primer can into the fire without most people noticing. Needless to say, about 10 minutes later, the can explodes. I probably jumped high enough to fully deployed a base canopy on the way down. I don't think I have ever seen that many people jump/scream in complete unison. I know, mine sucks but it's all I got. Well, there is that toe licking story, right Addie.....hmmm hmmm The Original Cabana Boy!

I see your slacking at work just like me. GET BACK TO WORK! No shit, you need to hurry up and get your license loser! Oh, by the way, this person's name is TOE JAM! If anyone would like to know the story behind that name, Adrock would be more than happy to tell you The Original Cabana Boy!

uh oh. I wondered how long it would take for someone to pick that up i'll have a virtual Heineken. Nice one on the pics btw! Adrock was even retarded enough to come with me....girl has a death wish The Original Cabana Boy!

LOL! I wish I would have had someone come along and video my sit. It would have been some ugly shit but it would have generated a few laughs

I can't stand bitching and nagging!!!!!!! I just like to be left alone when I'm upset. The Original Cabana Boy!

uh oh. Yeah, my first sit wasn't to bad. Well, I wasn't completely out of control but, needless to say, it wasn't pretty. I did have fun though! The Original Cabana Boy!

Awesome pic! Where was that taken? The Original Cabana Boy!