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  1. normiss

    Perris jet

    No stairs. Tube. All smooth Gill Liner covered surfaces. I'd advise those daring souls winging out the tail to NOT attempt a linked exit. Ow. That hurt. WFFC 06. 5 jet jumps, all wingies. Blue skies Scotty and Jeff. Miss you assholes.
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    Blue skies Marianne (blueskyserenity)

    Man this is a real shock. Such a sweet soul. Blue skies my friend. Dammit.
  3. normiss

    Do you have my goggles?

    Did you pay for goggles when you paid the tandem fee?
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    BOD Meeting July 2018

    I did. An 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper feels weird. It doesn't fit in my wallet like the card did, and printer paper wears out.
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    BOD Meeting July 2018

    Thanks Gary, appreciate it. I feel like I missed this information. Not sure how I feel about the end of the PRO card ID, feels like a loss!
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    BOD Meeting July 2018

    Was there any discussion on membership cards? Still haven't received mine after being told there was an issue with them this year, nor my PRO sticker. I miss my PRO sticker, I'm building a layer of them on the card!
  7. Sounds like a friendly, welcoming, fun place to jump.
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    Logan Paul AFF Cutaway

    "Empty pack". He's such a dumb ass.
  9. The image I saw of a sign said "Open when the FBI leaves"
  10. Is that true of Federal warrants too? I'm not sure the FBI makes them available like locals do.
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    A bigun.....

    Except multi-million dollar NFL stars. They tip NADA!!!
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    A bigun.....

    Had I not had access to a military rig with a higher weight rating, I wouldn't have either! IIRC, I think were were at 485-ish full weight. Fortunately the manufacturer was there and we had quite a meeting discussing that rig. I felt like I owed those veterans something.
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    A bigun.....

    Biggest guy I ever took, 348. On military gear for a Wounded Warrior jump weekend. Man that was the fastest tandem swoop ever.
  14. may as well get the list started Muff Bro Rick Normiss Skymama
  15. Maybe she's angry because she was in rotation at the DZ? That's a troubling thought to be honest. Not that being in DZ rotation is the troubling part.
  16. Daddy is a pretty successful ambulance chaser.
  17. I wonder what type of aircraft you could ferry in for a boogie with that kind of money? Well, after covering losses associated with this crazy lady anyway.
  18. normiss

    Health insurance

    One of the funniest things I've heard skydiving: Injured jumper laying on the ground with a broken leg as the EMT's approach says "If you guys want to get paid I fell off a ladder!" Depends on your insurance, mine wouldn't hesitate to cover it.
  19. Beyond lucky this wasn't a fatal error by the jumper.
  20. Best thing I ever heard in the LZ said to EMT's: "If you want to get paid, I fell off a ladder". I have health insurance through work, provided by UHC, no exclusions. I have life insurance from Met Life, no exclusions. So far, no injuries nor death. So far as I know.
  21. Skydive City is an awesome DZ. You won't find a better one near you! Give them a call and they can get you up to speed on getting you back in the sky. Welcome to Florida!
  22. Shame your domain is blacklisted on proxy filters.
  23. normiss

    New USPA BSR banning wingsuit fly-bus

    IMO, flybys and slalom courses are worlds apart. I have always been very selective of those allowed to zoom by me under canopy. Never would I have zoomed someone without permission either. I just see this rule as almost flat out unenforceable. Unless you hold the measuring device whilst zooming.
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    Tandem Pants

    [url]Tonysuits Pants[/url] with a cordura butt. I should have gotten cordura knees as well.