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* What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! * What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. * How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. * How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. * What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. This ad space for sale.

When things really funny do you get down and roll around? Or rather .... what is the craziest thing you have ever done to show somebody how truly funny something was? This ad space for sale.

No, but it doesn't have my name anywhere on it. This ad space for sale.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin ya ain't told her already! This ad space for sale.

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck." This ad space for sale.

Okay, here's a tasteless one that's not racist or anti-woman.: A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!" This ad space for sale.

disco-grade cocaine. This ad space for sale.

So a "friend" of mine is considering getting anally bleached ... and she's wondering if she really needs to go to a professional outfit....or if she can just dip her ass in a bucket of clorox does anyody know? This ad space for sale.

Besides the obligatory harem, slaves to pull your oxen so the oxen don't get tired tilling the fields, and Mojo's brother, Flojo the helper monkey. This ad space for sale.

Eat Mentos. This ad space for sale.

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A lady approaches her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots that only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. Then, your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she noticed his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots inside the cage with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put those damn beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!" This ad space for sale.

Edible ones. This ad space for sale.

No that's old and used up now. This ad space for sale.

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. This ad space for sale.

Sorry she's already booked that night. This ad space for sale.

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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?' 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and I can prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk. 'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreading her legs. 'Do you know who these men are?' The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. 'I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definately Willie Nelson!' This ad space for sale.

How do you get a hundred babies into a bucket? With a bucket. How do you get them out? Doritos. This ad space for sale.

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Discussing revocation of the man card tops the list. This ad space for sale.

(Complete the line.) This ad space for sale.

just take your clothes off....that'll do it. This ad space for sale.

You're absolutely right. We all have our moments. More often than not, we have other things on our minds. Doesn't mean we're stupid. Maybe these retail folk (and I'm ASSUMING the original poster is in retail) need to understand that just because YOU know what that sign means doesn't mean that WE know what that sign means. I think those of you that complain about having to deal with people in your day to day jobs need to remember that the people you're dealing with are, more often than not, the reason you get a pay cheque. Just my opinion. And before you ask, yes, my job entails a LOT of customer service. Not only that, but some people just don't bother to read or pay any attention at all. I went to the same gym for about three years, and for those three years, they had a sign that said "use other door". Every single time, I would first try the locked door then realize it was locked and see the sign, and go to the other one ...... This ad space for sale.

Probably due to not getting laid. This ad space for sale.