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Seeing that the fire was being taken care of by the peeing fireman, and the homeless guy was long gone, Frank, the uncooked man in the black suit, decided to grab a beer and watch the movie that Johnny had left playing. This ad space for sale.

And the man not on fire said, "Dammit Tony! How many times have I told you it's Medium, not High." He turned to Johnny, "So, if you order a subscription to our Tupperware, I'm sure we can replace your microwave." This ad space for sale.

"Would you like to buy some Tupperware?" One of the men barked. This ad space for sale.

Then the doorbell rung, and Johnny opened the door, thinking surely it would be the pizza guy, but ... it wasn't. This ad space for sale.

Continue the line above you! Little Johnny's parents were gone one Saturday night when ... This ad space for sale.

Why did the sixth grader cross the playground. To get to the other slide. This ad space for sale.

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NASCAR is not about racing. It's about drinking warm Busch out of a can. The race is there so you can say you're doing something instead of just being an alcoholic. It's the reason they only turn right -- because it's easy to pay attention to when you're drunk. Jeez. This ad space for sale.

Who is the pile and who is the driver and which road are they taking? The pile is the one on the back. The driver is the one standing. What he's driving, well, it's nine linches around and twelve inches long .... you can visualize it yourself... This ad space for sale.

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My old dryer broke and it's time to get a new one. At the same time, however, I know I'm going to be working a lot in the next weeks to pay off this purchase and I don't want my girlfriend to go out looking for other people to "help" her out....so, I figure I can hit two birds with one stone... What dryer would you recommend that could keep her properly satisfied? This ad space for sale.

Why doesn't he go get counseling for three weeks? Then he won't have to worry about being prosecuted anymore.... This ad space for sale.

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Doesn't much help you when you're dead. Of course it does. Why. Because. This ad space for sale.

That sucks. When I was seventeen I bought a car from my friend's cousin which I found out three days later had a cracked engine block. This ad space for sale.

Bears Fan Changes Name To Peyton Manning POSTED: 9:47 am EST February 7, 2007 DECATUR, Ill. -- He says he doesn't want to do it, but a die-hard Bears fan is changing his name to Peyton Manning. Scotte Wiese told friends that if his beloved team didn't win the Super Bowl, he'd take the name of the Indianapolis Colts quarterback. He even signed a petition in front of 200 people last week at Decatur's Katz Piano Bar promising that he'd do it. After the Colts defeated the Bears 29-to-17 on Sunday, Wiese started the process. The 26-year-old Forsyth, Illinois, man trudged to the Macon County Courts Facility Tuesday and filed the paperwork. The change still has to be approved by a judge. Wiese said he really cares about the team and that his sacrifice represents the true passion of Bears fans. http://www.wgal.com/sports/10953016/detail.html This ad space for sale.

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it. Men, repost this because you have balls This ad space for sale.

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I would take a wager that the reasons Americans don't die from friendly fire from other nations is because we are trigger happy and will keep firing back. This goes back to even during the Revolution. My apologies for thinking you were jumping on the bandwagon .... I only remembered the last post which demanded evidence. Furthermore, searching Google for "friendly fire by british" returns about ten pages of brits demanding explanation for this attack, and then the others come up. Also, I see that the British army wanted to prosecute the two British soldiers that had accidentally fired upon a British commander ... who in reality had died because a lack of proper body armor. It could be a reason why the Air Force isn't cooperating .... since there are many people that want the pilot's heads. Once again, shit happens. It doesn't mean it's okay, but it happens. There is a major risk inherent in war. Now, if we get to whether the risk is worth what we're trying to accomplish, that's a whole different discussion. This ad space for sale.

Well being that everyone, including you, is getting on the anti-American bandwagon, here your proof that it's not just Americans. It's fucking war. Mistakes happen, and people die. We all talk about how, in skydiving, even when everything is done right, we can still die. War is much more dangerous than skydiving, yet we expect no lives to be accidentally lost. Yeah, okay. This ad space for sale.

Not a death, but another friendly fire incident. http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20060123/ai_n16016970 And just to confirm that the bullet did in fact come from a British bullet. http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=146192006 This ad space for sale.

Oh wait, I'm not done yet. http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20061020/ai_n16805868 So now we've got British: 4, US: 3. This ad space for sale.