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She might be suffering from a naughty thought block....(like writers block but with naughtiness thoughts...) now where oh where is she going to find someone to help ... Most likely NSFW It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

So what is the difference between "not exactly and orgy" and a full-blown orgy? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I've seen various documentaries about Narwhals. I've read a lot about their lives and habitats. I'm not a Narwhal expert but I'm certainly not someone who knows nothing about Narwhals. Now that I have explained my credentials, I feel that I have to say that I'm still not sure that I can believe they exist. Obviously they do, but I sometimes feel that perhaps Narwhals are too cool to actually be in this reality. It's like when you're having an amazing dream and you're boning Cameron Diaz while flying Airwolf and machine gunning republican voting lines while snorting cocaine off Hannah Montana's buttocks. Anyway, it's about that stage you realise that this is all just a bit too good to be real and it must be a dream and then you wake up. Anyway, that is how I feel about Narwhals, and so I'm just waiting for the time when I wake up and find out someone has just glued a rolled up tube onto a dolphin or something. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Speaking of history. I had the good fortune to meet 'The Great One' last Saturday at the Red Wings/Blackhawks game!!

That's cool that it was a good show. I had already made all my Vegas plans and flights before I knew about it, shame since I would have gone. Is this an annual event, or going to become one ? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

She looks like fun! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

in bulgaria, the 13th century was a period of transition and times were often hard. many years, a worker would farm the land all spring, only to find that many of the crops he had planted would not grow. the worker would throw his primitive farm equipment down and curse up at the sky. "galante, bisandede" was a common worker refrain, meaning, "thanks god, for causing me and my family to starve to death!" back then, the streets were even harder to pronounce than they are now. bicalsmnaeda was a main thoroughfare. to the east was mnelseicoza, bendedzse, and elezaitsakia, to the west was drvvnelseda, dwssyndradala and pmimmestazova. medicine was considerably less advanced than in western europe at the time. the use of leeches to drain the bad blood out of the patient was still a few centuries away. they didn't call hospitals "hospitals" back in those days. but there were places where people took those that were sick. when the young princess Yzaliyade was struck with the pestilence, Dr. Mzen was called back from bartaslava to help. Yzaliyade's mother, Tzettianao, immediately fell awe-struck at the site of Dr. Mzen. with striking features & a deep baritone voice, she felt like she was she was in the presence of a famous Count. but she was married to the prince and had even wore chastity belts growing up as a rebellious teenager in the 1230s. dr mzen wanted yzaliyade but he knew if he got caught - which he probably would - they'd split his head open with a hundred pound rock - dropped precisely on his head from a height of 30 feet - and feed his carcass to the starving dogs. that was what stood between the two of them. but what to do? say to hell with 13th century bulgarian society, and in the process make a cuckold of the prince?!!!! fascinating questions, which i'll leave to the scholars and critics. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I've always enjoyed the Washington Post Peep Show Contest. The link does have a quick add, boo, but waiting through it 15 seconds to see the pics is worth it. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

One word - enthusiasm You should like giving as much as we like receiving and it should show. Swallowing helps to It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

If you start to read the forums regularly you'll learn I'm only serious about 10% of the time. Dude - proposing to a hot chick and than immediately rescinding it is not cool It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Rumor has it that Jennifer Anniston broke up with John Mayer because he was spending too much time on Twitter. Who knows if it is true or not, but if it is...what an idiot he is. He had Jennifer Anniston! I heard that story, that was funny. I can understand spending too much time, what with a twitter account dedicated to funny obituaries. That's full of win right there. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

There is much win in these words. Blues, Dave There is so much in all of Blood Ninja's words. Awesome stuff and humor that stands the test of time! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I'm on it, but I'm probably not the normal user. I don't tweet (post) all that much, certainly not everything I do every minute. When I do it's usually something I find interesting, useful, or funny - in other words when I do post it's more like a micro-blog than just a "what am i doing." Most of the people I follow are strippers and porno actresses - and it's quite funny to watch them interact with each other - and the occasional (ok, more than occasional) boobies link is fun. Truly its the entertainment from this that is the only reason I stuck with it. The 140 character limit means that the incoming messages - even as a pop-up box on my computer - both satisfy my ADHD need for distraction and are short enough to not derail me from what I'm working on at the present moment. It can quickly be overwhelming and trying to keep up with every incoming message is a certain path to time-wasting doom. I often ignore the pop-ups for long periods of time (they auto dismiss), and when I do "get back" to it I don't try to read everything I missed. I read a few current one, and move on. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Vegas, with a small side-trip to NYC. I'll be flying 16.5 total hours from Saturday to Tuesday morning It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Her thoughts were racing, the newness of the experience was simultaneously frightening and exciting. Her body, however, was not conflicted as her nipples hardened and she could feel the moistness beginning between her legs. As the excitement grew she found herself passionately responding to the kisses, deeply french kissing both the boy and the girl. Her breath quickened and her hands began to seek out the two bodies around her, touching nipples, chest, hips, butts, both male and female. Her mind, desperately trying to process all of the stimulating activities, was acutely aware of the difference between the hardness of the man's body and the softness -- newness -- of the woman's. She thought to herself "I am going to enjoy this" as she fondled the girl's breasts. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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My wife got a new high-powered BOB from one of those at home sex toy parties. The high-powered nature has made this the recent favorite It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Sorry...I've been at the job that doesn't promote my post whoring abilities. I'll try to do better. Well OK ... the job is more important I'll give ya a pass this time It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Sorry I meant this thread as in the one we are reading .. didn't mean for it to be a link My bad. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Interesting that The Three Smutsketeers are missing from this thread This as in the thread you are currently reading; this wasn't supposed to be a link. Edited to fix my poor choice of formatting options (making it look like a link). My bad. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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I would assume that from the "level of trust" standpoint restraints would improve intimacy also. I would know from experience that is the case It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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